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Bar Lurker

One who is a regular at a bar or pub, but only sits at the back in the dark.

A bar lurker is a generally mysterious of shady person.
"hey bob, do you see that guy in the back there"

"who? oh that dude in the dark?"

"yeah. i've been coming here for a year and he's never said a word and he's only ever alone."

"That's a regular Bar Lurker right there."
by Paulman6356 July 10, 2009
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Bar Hoping

The act of wishing you were at a bar imbibing in libations when in actuality you're forced to do something mundane and extremely adult like go to work, show up for court, do laundry, etc.
I'm sitting at work finding it hard to concentrate because I'm bar hoping.
by Brodzilla July 31, 2016
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Granola Bars

What you need to have if you're friends with a C2. They allow you to maintain your friendship with them (due to them only wanting to be friends with you because of said granola bars).
Person 1: C2, are you just friends with me because of my granola bars?

C2: Of course not.

Person 1: Ok, good.

C2: So when are you going to give me your granola bars?
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021
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Watts Bar

A nice lake to visit in Tennessee. A fierce rainy storm comes rolling through literally every day around noon or early afternoon.
Watts bar is a nice lake to visit with clean water. If only it weren't for the daily storms and dearth of marinas, I would visit there all the time. The nuclear power plant nearby is a great place to get work as it's very safe and rarely fails more than a dozen safety inspections annually.
by Bad C dev March 4, 2021
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Bar whore

A basic bitch that goes to the bar to get laid.
Guy 1: wanna go to the Run tonight?
Guy 2: nah, that place is trashy
Guy 1: Nichole the local bar whore will be there.
Guy 2: ok, I need some poon!!!
by Kyky81 March 20, 2019
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swade bar

A very hot man with a large cock that is thick and powerful. He can pleasure any girl in every position making her squirt all over. With every thrust he roars like a sexy man beast....
I had swade bar over last night and I can barley walk today..
by Magmum September 28, 2017
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sniggas bar

by Merica lover March 25, 2021
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