I'm really narked about that.
by Becky160575 February 15, 2009
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Get the Nardcore mug.Ass-n-ard: The biological cross between an asshole and a retard. A person who pisses you off to no end but doesn't know any better because they are so stupid. This person casues a fit of rage in the person who witnesses the asshole being so damn retarded.
I can't belive that assnard just cut in front of us. If he gets his Big Mac before me I'm going to kick his ass!
by Mike and Scott November 14, 2004
Get the Ass nard mug.(n.) a nartalie is anything giggly enough to make you close your eyes whilst trying to achive orgasm or that will wobble and giggle vigorously if spanked.
Dude, it would have been great if she hadn't been such a nartalie; it looked like her butt was making impressions at me!
by Powerpuffboy February 2, 2008
Get the nartalie mug.A horned whale type creature that when you tend to tell people about it the first thing they think is 'Could you have sex with it?'
"DUDE ITS A FREAKING NARWHAL!"
"A what?"
"A horned whale."
"You ever you know...?"
"No, what?"
"Tap that?"
"Dude thats just wrong"
"A what?"
"A horned whale."
"You ever you know...?"
"No, what?"
"Tap that?"
"Dude thats just wrong"
by DisasterLindsey May 25, 2009
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