Jump nap

When someone goes to the bathroom and jacks off and takes a dump then takes a nap all on the toilet

Its been a rough day so far at work , since we finally got some downtime imma go take a jump nap

by AnonRS001 March 31, 2022

Nap

an excuse to get off of facetime so you can nut

all right i gotta go take a nap see ya

by nuttynutnut November 3, 2019

rogue nap

A nap that suddenly happens without your prior knowledge. The napper wakes up a few hours later feeling groggy and disheveled.

For example; I sat down on my futon to study and I woke up two hours later not realizing that I had fallen victim to a rogue nap.

I took a rogue nap after my shower today and woke up three hours later in my damp towel.

by Rogue nap victim October 28, 2013

zombie nap

When someone is so intoxicated that they literally cant do anything

You seem pretty wasted , feel free to take a zombie nap and vabe.

by Jiggy_new_shoes July 21, 2017

$nap ave

$nap ave is located in North Lauderdale it’z the most slept on block in broward county but you would hear bout dem boyz soon!!! Free jonky jack💯💯

Dumb azz bitch I’m from $nap Ave

by Lil Z baby November 10, 2020

Nap and a Sandwich

When your spun out in day 5 from Meth and you convince yourself that there are drones following you and the your connecting imaginary dot in your head leading yourself to be leave the everything is just one big conspiracy against you by your ex to get your kids taken away or get you thrown into jail for being the biggest drug dealer in your town because you occasionally sell a dub out of the ball you just got yesterday.

It's time for a "Nap and a Sandwich"

Donald: Holy shit bob do you see that drone up there... 😳 Omg look who's behind us, that's the guy that helped Ray my old neighbor move in that old piano last year right before Jen threw me out for finding a used dart in the trash, I bet Jen told him to follow me and snitch back to her......

Bob: damnit Donald how long you been up, it's time for a nap and a sandwich.

by Ran dum guy September 17, 2021

Decompression Nap

When you wake up from a really deep sleep and have to take a nap before you can get up and start your day.

Similar to a deep sea diver stopping on the way up to decompress in order to avoid getting the bends.

"Sorry I'm two hours late to work. I needed a decompression nap this morning"
"I silenced my alarm clock and took a decompression nap"

by Hobojoe1985 February 2, 2020