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Mother asshole

A creative cuss word, better than mother fucker and way better than mother bitch. So vulgar while disgracing the name of mother. Almost like telling someone you fucked their mother's asshole last night but in a more nonchalant manner.
Crystal: I just wanted to let you know that you have sharted yourself while on the dance floor.

Becca: Seriously don't think you you're being a mother asshole telling me that? You could have waited until we were outside.
by tsunbot September 24, 2011
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The Moths

They feel similar to butterflies, but where butterflies are that soft fluttering feeling you get when you are excited or happy, The Moths are that sick stomach-flipping feeling you get when you are worried or are upset about something.

The happy fluttering and sick flopping feeling are actually very similar feeling reactions, just one is for a good reason and the other is for a bad. Therefore since moths are the ugly version of butterflies, they represent the ugly verson of the stomach flip-flopping.
When you see your significant other or the person you are interested in enter into the room, you get excited and feel butterflies in your stomach.

When you see your ex with someone else, you get sick and upset and feel The Moths in your stomach.
by ihavethemoths. July 29, 2012
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Deadbeat mother

A person who has their head up their ass that they only care about themselves and not even their kids.
Keeps family that matters way and never keeps her word. Don't keep family away from your kids let everyone be happy and don't make your kids sad don't be a deadbeat mother.
by ,.,,..,.,,,... February 12, 2017
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What in the holy mother of ass

A slang made by the Angry Video Game Nerd. It's a more powerful, and comical way of saying "What the hell." It can be used by someone other than the Nerd to show their confusion and frustration of something.
Originally, the story of Dragonball starts with Goku, a kid living in the woods all by himself, but in Dragonball Evolution, Goku starts his adventure as a teenager at high school! What in the holy mother of ass is that all about?!
by Hillstar December 18, 2009
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down syndrome motherfucker

When you are really pissed off at someone who is normal(not retarded in anyway) and has a slightly down syndrome look face, you yell at them "what the fuck are you looking at, you down syndrome motherfucker!! This releases stress and puts a great big smile on your face. Try it today!
No examples needed for down syndrome motherfucker. You can fit it in with just about anything.
by Mr. Fuko March 5, 2011
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Mother Jones

A website dedicated to Nazi-watchdogs, basement dwellers, and millennial journalists equivalent to MSNBC, but on steroids. Fine communist propaganda!
Mom: Hey! Go get a job, and stop reading Mother Jones!
Neo-Liberal: Mummy, I want a commie revolution!
by Libs Exposed October 22, 2016
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leave me in your mother

A very bad and ugly translation from hebrew to english.

The error is built on similarity in the hebrew form of "swearing on", and "putting in".

The street slang often makes the speaker swear on his precious mother, as if to promis that he sais the truth.
In a same manner, it evolved so that when a speaker is replied, the replier puts the speakers' mother's sake on his request.
A: Uri! I am calling you for an hour!
B: Ahhh, leave me, on your mother! I feel like shit.

or

A: Did you know that Miki sleeps with Michal?
B: Leave me, on your mother. Why should I care?
by Osher March 14, 2005
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