Moose patrol

When your Moose friend is doing self-destructive behaviors, I.E “Moosing around and not caring for their self or others around them

Friend: “you’re going on Moose patrol, you’re being a slob.
The Moose, but… but… I’ll change I promise!

by Youra Namkoma November 26, 2023

Moose Tracks

Its when a Tall lanky Canadian man takes a dump on his partners chest and then gives them his nutter Butter

:Did you hear what Jesse did?
:No, what?
:He gave his wife Moose Tracks

by colt2131 July 15, 2022

MOOSE

A moose you would automatically think is an animal. WRONG. A moose is a ugly female. Mese would be more than one ugly females in one group.

MooseRats

by NamerGamer March 9, 2010

Moose Bootying

Moose bootying is a term used to describe when you accidentally back up into someone and your butts touch. This must be accidental to be classified as moose bootying.

"dude moose bootying is so awkward!"
"totally man! i just did it to some girl at the ice rink the other day!"

by The moose booty expert January 5, 2014

moose pocket

A girl with a phat pussy

Guy one: Yea Ronda was cool, she def has a moose pocket
Guy two: aw hail yea a phat pussy!!

by i♥u April 1, 2024

Moose

Completion of a difficult task

Thats moose, is what I told Shefali has she dunked on me.

by Merri the fart July 9, 2022

moose bone

Obnoxiously loud sex between two Canadians during the dead months of winter

To pass the time during winter my aunt and uncle moose boned in their cabin up in the forests of Toronto

by KnobCobbler October 12, 2015