Matthew

A snake. Fake. Never trust him. A bum. Watch out or he'll rob you. If you ever see him the first thing u do is slap him.

Watch out it's Matthew he's gonna rob us

by bob boby November 4, 2017

Matthew

A man who claims to not be from Newcastle but is

Matthew is such a Geordie

by ggedab December 13, 2017

Matthew

A bastard

Damnit Matthew

by Postpaid Boy June 25, 2018

Matthew

Someone who bigs themselves up too much

Shut up matthew, you’re not that great

by Sucker1746 March 9, 2019

Matthew

a bean

Boy: no homo, but matthew is a bean

by dontcome-atme October 8, 2019

Matthew Collins

Matthew collins is a really awesome guy who is much loved by nevin the irish lepracawn from the enchanted forest of tidly fee fi fo fum.
Matthew collins enjoys thinking about declan......

He knows that this turf is a weapon

and lives in the nortpotatoe

He is in family guy episode 3

OMG matthew collins you used to live with nevin didn't you?

Yes we live in the forest of tiddly fee fi fum

OMG he sells sea shells... at discount prices...

OMG i know i bought piles there in my room now

is it true nevin can't pronounce the letter h

Yes he says patatoe or turf instead.

by mattie15 April 17, 2010

Matthew

The man the myth the legend, those who seek knowledge come to the slums to find a man with underlying powers of the universe. Matthew supplies others with supernatural sex powers and those who do not seek his knowledge parish in the depths of his undeniably sexy figure

Come see Matthew he will supply you with powers of the gods

by Matthew The Sex God October 25, 2017