Lisa: Bossing up is a full-time job
by LowL33s@h June 11, 2017
Get the Lisa mug.A rare but rapidly spreading disease. The disease comes from a girl named Lisa, and anyone that comes up close to her can get infected within ten minutes.
The disease attscks the brain and spreads all throughout the body, infecting every limb with an unbelievable amount of cringiness and an abnormal level of stupidity.
The disease attscks the brain and spreads all throughout the body, infecting every limb with an unbelievable amount of cringiness and an abnormal level of stupidity.
by ineedofatherapist October 9, 2019
Get the Lisaiteous mug.A "lisette" is a comedian. She brightens every smile. And consoles children. A lisette can make everyone laugh and get paid a lot of money for doing stand up comedy routines. "A lisette" is "a keeper".
"What a lisette! She brought in so much money from stand up comedy, thats a lisette if ever I've seen one"
"Yeah I wish I could be a lisette"
"Yeah I wish I could be a lisette"
by Bodmas 453 April 24, 2021
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Get the Lisaism mug.A vernacular approach to communicating via SMS whereby one, either for the sake of supporting one's image as a hipster or frankly out of shear hubris, employs ridiculous--borderline incomprehensible--spelling shortcuts.
Girl: "Would you please text the neighbor to check on the dog?!"
Boy: "Forget that: she never writes back, and when she does, her SMS-lish drives me crazy."
Boy: "Forget that: she never writes back, and when she does, her SMS-lish drives me crazy."
by dac0811 September 9, 2009
Get the SMS-lish mug.Someone who is "politically active" due to their narcissistic personality disorder or ill-conceived search for identity and meaning in life. Often caught lecturing others about every single thing that is wrong with society, but not interested in giving up any of their own luxuries or volunteering for any of the actual hard work.
The phrase itself is a reference to Lisa's habit of hijacking social interactions to shame and patronize others with her political and moral absolutism. Best exemplified in the episode 'Bart Star' (Season 9, Episode 6); where Lisa attempts to insert herself to fight for issue after issue, and is thwarted each time with news of morally neutral or even positive solutions to each issue Lisa has raised. In the end, Lisa runs away to cry because rather than truly caring about these issues, Lisa shows us that she only uses them to construct what she thinks is an exciting personal identity in an otherwise dull life.
The phrase itself is a reference to Lisa's habit of hijacking social interactions to shame and patronize others with her political and moral absolutism. Best exemplified in the episode 'Bart Star' (Season 9, Episode 6); where Lisa attempts to insert herself to fight for issue after issue, and is thwarted each time with news of morally neutral or even positive solutions to each issue Lisa has raised. In the end, Lisa runs away to cry because rather than truly caring about these issues, Lisa shows us that she only uses them to construct what she thinks is an exciting personal identity in an otherwise dull life.
Phil has become such a Little Lisa Simpson about the environment on social media lately.
Yeah, he sure as fuck burns every ounce of that jet-fuel his parents pay for though.
Yeah, he sure as fuck burns every ounce of that jet-fuel his parents pay for though.
by HariFontaine February 13, 2019
Get the Little Lisa Simpson mug.A hurriedly organized mass suck festival using the internets. Participants are typically those lurking the internet for a random encounter.
Bill: How was the Craig's List hook up?
Ted: Turned out to be a craig's list orgy, so I can't complain.
Ted: Turned out to be a craig's list orgy, so I can't complain.
by GrizzlyE July 5, 2010
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