langing

1. the act of langing
2. one who langes

"Harrison stop langing by the pool" Senora Pricilla Hernanedez

by Pricilla Hernandez1 April 2, 2009

De Lange

All that is wrong with the world.

Himself, the bestial,necrophiliac, homosexual that lives in new plymouth, tartanaki, new zealand.

by Mici da Wici November 5, 2003

Colorful Language

A polite way of saying someone drops all the fuck relatives and then some. Pastor's wife that happened to be a classsmate during the era of the original events of The Cabbie Homicide as The Chicago Tribune reported, responded to the colorful language laced retort like a vampire to holy water.

A christian blogger, "Thank you for your comment, unfortunately I need to edit one line because of the colorful language you used in the statement."
Me, "Shit do you realize that your own Old Testament has the line "Drink your own piss and eat your own dung?"
The Blogger: *Blush*
Me: "time to stop using the fucking pseudo-profanity and it's okay to say 'piss drinking bastard'"

by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018

Langenbanger

an ambiguosly gay adolescent boy beginning to discover the wonders of the birds and the bees

Man that kid is such a langenbanger...all he could talk about was his homosexual symphony in the city

by dr. emmett April 8, 2003

langass

a retort used in comeback to "jackass"

Todd looks at Scott, "Jackass"
Scott barely waits for Todd to finish before retorting "Langass"

by Void Guardian September 26, 2005

langhoffer

A person, or animal with fecal matter stuck in their pubic hairs.

Look at the crap on his balls, what a langhoffer.

I was about to suck him off, but he was a langhoffer.

by Laura Lan April 30, 2008

Langslay

The fuckin most tight last name in the history or history!
Often aquited with dripping amounts of musical tallent.

did you see that Langslay shred that lick!? I shit my self.

by personify January 22, 2010