langhoffer 

A person, or animal with fecal matter stuck in their pubic hairs.

Look at the crap on his balls, what a langhoffer.

I was about to suck him off, but he was a langhoffer.

langhoffer by Laura Lan April 30, 2008

langhoff

LAH-ng-HOFF

Small clumps of fecal matter encrusted in fur or hair, normally in the shape of a ball or flattened oval around an animal's anus. Plural form: langhoffs

"Dude, your dog has a major langhoff dangling."
"The hind hair of a sheep is normally discarded due to extreme langhoffs."

langhoff by ViceAzzhole April 25, 2008

Scott Longhofer 

A fucking stud.

Hey, did you meet Scott Longhofer yet?
Yeah, dudes a fucking stud.

Scott Longhofer by Studsville January 4, 2009