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Landon is a cute boy but ugly at the same time he has a friend who will sometimes back him up.

He’s usually a short man wit cake. People think he is a gang banger. And he’s got the big tits, usually everyone thinks he’s a king but most fight him and he is a semi good fighter but he loses to most people. He can be a good lier sometimes not. So if you see a landon don’t tell him anything he’s a big snitch.
“Keeps this a secret landon.”

“Watch out its landon!”

Keep landon he can be a caring friend.
Landon by Landoooooon June 6, 2020
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Landon is a fucking pervert and sucks no one gets why every girl likes him he's an asshole and shows people his penis because "that's what friends do" and he uses people to become the popular kid in school
Is that landon? Ugh yeah, didn't he use you just because your popular and he's not? *Sigh* yeah
Landon by Gavinknows June 20, 2020

Landing Strip 

After your Plane has landed, and your pull out game is on point. You will release your sperm on to the Landing strip, the straight line of hair will secure your sperm from dripping down. Mission was a Success!
That landing strip is a Bush, perfect for catching my Sea-Man. Prepare for the Jungle.

Landon deshotels 

Landon is a really cool guy who likes to hangout with his friends. Has amazing spelling and gets all the girls. Been playing Minecraft since alpha and is amazing at rainbow six siege.
Landon deshotels has no flaws
Landon deshotels by TyLeee August 10, 2020

Landakotsskoli 

The school where the music teacher is a child predator and creep
god i hate landakotsskoli
Landakotsskoli by jonatan6969 September 2, 2020
A boy who is very sexy and will change a girls life with his love, he will do anything to make her happy and will be there for the homies if needed. Landin is mostly into basketball and his birthday is May 25th. He is one of the best guys you will ever meet and will fall deeply for him
Landin is my baby boy and I love him
Landin by Jjdummy September 9, 2020
Landen is one or the best guys u can ever meet he is shy at first but when you get to know him he is a good guy but he just doesn’t know to find someone who likes to do what he does also don’t forget about his big ... you know what he is always there to talk over your problems he just doesn’t know how to stop smoking the 🍁
Dude1# hey looks it’s landen he is always so clam

Dude2# how is he so good at being calm all the time
Landen by The realist 2020 September 11, 2020