knackertarded

so tired that you feel retarded

sorry m8 my heads a mess. i aint slept for 2 nights ya know... im knackered... knackertarded

by thisissolaris March 6, 2026

Knacker whacker

Homemade gun made with pipes and poles with the sole purpose of “whacking knackers”.

“Oul johno owes me a bag of sand and won’t pay so me and the boys ran through the gaf with a few knacker whackers and blew his head off”

by D2 robbery crew May 27, 2025

thwacker knackered

To be beat with a flat object to cause stimulation

She thwacker knackered his big red sword with a big blue sword.

by roborabbit August 16, 2010

dongy knucker

Something you beat people over the head with.

He used a dongy knucker to beat him senseless.

by droom August 18, 2010

Messerschmitt knickers

Women's knickers worn in wartime Britain (1939-1945). Often
made of nylon/parachute silk.
Possible derivation: said to come down without a fight. (analogy with German aircraft of same name).

She wears Messerschmitt knickers: they come down without a fight.

by Lord George de BruceCarruthers September 26, 2010

Dog Knocked

Literally swingin a haymaker and knocking out a big rot or small chihuaua, To the floor and waking upon a lost stage of living.

My old lady came home early and dog knocked my girlfriend

by Hodgcov November 1, 2010

Knack Knicker

(nak' nik ah) A person who cannot leave a hotel room without taking every tea bag, sugar sachet, complimentary shampoo and even the spare loo roll.

Taken without asking, the knack knicker need an extra suitcase just to fit this stuff.

by reezy_bear November 22, 2010