drama jock

1. An athlete who poses for the camera and utilizes fancy plays for a better image

2. An athlete who makes a huge scene when they make a mistake. The general thought behind this is, "At least one person noticed, so be as obvious as possible and invoke pity".

"Look at that drama jock! Do you think he realizes his shoes are untied?"

by skitzkowski franklokovich January 1, 2007

oven jockey

n.
-slang term for a house wife

"No disrespect to you wife, but I can't see how you got that oven jockey to uncross her honey sticks for you."

by D. Long March 24, 2007

fuck-jockey

Someone that does all the work, and riding, to get there partner off, but doesn't get any satisfaction for themselves.

Can also be used as a derogatory term.

He used me as his fuck-jockey last night.

You are such a fuck-jockey.

by dfhsdh January 2, 2008

Skin Jock

A person of the male sex that is believed to have little or no penis. It is believed that this persons skin folds over their private square to show an area similar to the "Ken Doll's". Their private area will look like a litteral "Skin Jock".

When your chirping a friend you can say, hey man at leaste I don't have a skin jock.

by Markehsy February 25, 2009

Chocolate Jock Surprise

while playing sports, when you need to shit and can't get to a toilet you shit in your jock... and then put it back on.

Chris Osgood during the winter classic 2009 got a chocolate jock surprise.

by Marcus Bret Thomas July 15, 2009

soul jock

A high school jock who sports a GREAT soul patch.

Colton is such a soul jock! All the sluts say his soul patch tastes like Gatorade.

by jiveturk December 10, 2009

Pizza Jockey

One whose occupation is making pizza for consumption by the unwashed masses of the world.

When I dreamed of what I wanted to be when I grew up, Pizza Jockey was almost always on the bottom of the list.

by isyaple January 22, 2010