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Jerry Withdrawal

He leaves you speechless. He's so good it's almost addictive, he's like a drug. You're pretty sure it's not good for you but it feels so good. You couldn't quit him even if you wanted to. You need him, you want him, you crave him, it's a burning desire and you don't care what the consequences are. And when you don't have him, when the moments of ecstasy slip away, when you can't hear his voice, feel his touch, his slow tracing of your lips, his warm breath on your ear as he whispers sweet nothings, his gentle kisses down your neck, his supposedly loving gaze, that sexy look he gets when he feels powerful or when he's winning, it's overwhelming. It's like a bad hangover. You gladly take the headache because the night before will be forever worth it. His love gets you high and you're addicted. You want him all the time, it's almost torture. When he's out of reach, that's when the Jerry Withdrawal kicks in ;)
Bitch 1: Sooo you haven't seen him in a while huh? How you doin?
Bitch 2: Nope, I think i'm having Jerry Withdrawal.
Bitch 1: Fuck that, he's an asshole you deserve better.
Bitch 2: Being with him is like a little slice of heaven drizzled with hell but even the bad is good.

If you ever get a Jerry.......good luck bitch. X
by xomadnessxo May 11, 2013
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Jersel

A jersel is an appealing and festive looking woolen jumper that is either Christmas themed or vintage.
Stranger 1: Hi there. Oooh. What a nice jersel you are wearing.

Stranger 2: Why thank you kind stranger, it was my granny's.
by kellis August 25, 2013
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Jeremy Isabelle

Originating in 1905, Jeremy Isabelle was an old pornographer who was successful in the 40s, exploiting exotic women. He was also involved in a drug smuggling scandal in 1965. In 2000, his grandson, Jeremy Isabelle III, was born and was persuaded since birth to carry on the family business. Unfortunately, Isabelle died of brain cancer on February 3rd, 2003. Since then, his son and grandson have done very well at carrying on without him.
Jeremy Isabelle crated the pornographic film "Hammock Sack" in 1935, one of the earliest known pornographic films.
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jerebro

When Jerego helps you out in some fashion; i.e. he goes to a frat party with you or brings you food.
"OMNOMNOM"

"Where'd you get that food Karrie?"

"I was Jerebro'd"
by jeregoisogerej! November 10, 2013
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jerktapus

Jerk multiplied by eight.
Jerk x octopus.
Cuz an octopus has eight arms/legs...so it makes sense for a jerktapus to be jerk x eight....
Originally invented by an Asian. Have a nice day! For all of my friends who were so confused when I said this word... and now I can tell them it's in the dictionary!!
Stop being such a jerktapus, and learn what it means!
by HANZUKI THE SQUARE PANDA January 5, 2014
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Jerrying

When a person lies . It's another word for Jaswin
That nigga be jerrying . It's a bay word
by Mikeee February 1, 2014
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jeremy miles ferguson

Jeremy Miles Ferguson; better known as jinxx. Rhythm guitarist of Black Veil Brides (and sometimes voilin)
Quietly and mysteriously sexy.
Also bringing a new meaning to the 'pout'

He was born with a pout

He cannot be out-pouted

(smells like shit according to Andy Biersack)
Dayum, she was pouting like Jeremy Miles Ferguson in that selfie yesterday...
by my chemical definitions July 12, 2014
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