Internet Teen

A teenager whom lives upon the internet and thrives around similar species.

That girl Danni Venters is such an internet teen !!! @sadboyscIub

by hibyelolno January 28, 2014

internet girl

A girl who is constantly browsing the internet and knows everything that goes on in social media, from new memes, to new youTube clips, to new gossip about celebrities.

Andrea always knows what's happening, she must be an internet girl.

by ginger_rdp November 24, 2014

Internet Troll

Someone who causes dismay to someone on the internet that they don't even know, much less befrended on a site. They are most likely known to put lame or hurtful comments on someone's facebook, YouTube video (mainly videos in which the user is attempting something new like animation or clay mation), or anywhere you can openly post comments. Internet Trolls are known to also have nver contributed to the site they terrorize on and have a lame username. The best way to control the troll is to post a hurtful comment back or just delete, mark as spam, or report the comment.

Example of an Internet Troll #1
Puckerupbabii120: You need to drop dead. You guys look so retarded in this piece of shit you call a video.

Example of an Internet Troll #2
JesusSUX101: Do you really think that anyone cares about you? You gay dickhead.

by nanopanda June 23, 2010

Angry Internet Men

Internet users who rant and rage about petty facts. Phrase coined by the folks at Rock Paper Shotgun.

"Diablo 3 looks like freaking World of Warcraft! I would rather choke than play it!" - Angry Internet Men

"What, Spore has a restrictive DRM system?!? I must write furious blog entries and comments about it and give the game 1 star in Amazon though I haven't even bought or tried playing it yet!!" - Angry Internet Men

by sanastro October 24, 2008

internets

Somthing that the average joe will never know of. Used only by the secret service and its commanders, the Internets is a top secret way of transfering information around the globe at the speed of light. George W. Bush thought of the idea after consuming a high amount of Coke and Pepsi together, while watching porn on the "Internet"

Bush: Hmmmmmmm, The Internet is too untrustworthy. I must create somthing more powerful............. The Internets!

by Sam Burns July 8, 2006

internet

A new type of drug which overrides the senses and abilities of it's users and diverts all their energy into it's useless void

Man, my internet is down and I think about to die without access to my Starcraft account!

by BigD December 8, 2002

internet

magic place in virtuality where we can meet outside the boundaries of normal life.

by Anonymous May 29, 2003