Weed Widow

The wife or partner of a grower of weed who finds herself alone for the majority of the time while the grower tends to the crop and other details. Being a weed widow made financial sense, which outweighed the absence of a husband or partner, before legalization destroyed the Black Market.

Harvest had him so busy she became a Weed Widow.

by Napkinlife August 10, 2018

Mountain of weed

A literal pile of weed.
If you can hide an average-sized dog under your weed, you have a mountain of weed.

Ayo, let's go to Wiz Khalifa's this Saturday, I hear he ordered a mountain of weed and he's willing to share.

by TheChairHugger November 09, 2013

Weed Monkey

Person who habitually smokes weed with you but never returns the favor and never pay you.

Weed Monkey: wanna go smoke a bowl, dude?
John: heyyyyy man, quit being such a freaking weed monkey!

by Ryan Tucker January 17, 2007

Weed Disrespectful

Is you dropping the blunt during the rotation
Is when you talk on the phone during the rotation
Is when you cough during the rotation and don't pass it "PASS THE BLUNT"
Never past the blunt with ashes on it

Its weed disrespectful for you to cough and past me the blunt with ashes and it no lit to smoke.

by Deshana Shelton January 21, 2009

bitch weed

low quality weed. doesn't live up to the expectations you had of it when you bought it. it's a dissapointment and it's jus little bitch weed.

man, i'm so tired of this bitch weed, we need to score some good stuff, at a good price!

by Lorenzzzzo January 21, 2006

weed eater

weed eater
One who smokes a lot of pot.

Mary is a real weed eater.

by kevin June 05, 2004

Weed Bag

A person who carries their supply (weed) around with them constantly and shows it off to everyone!

Jack: We were sitting in science during lunch and Adam kept getting out his stash.
Mark: Wow what a weed bag!

by Sycodrive September 24, 2009