an obvious expansion on the eiffel tower and triffel tower, the five-ffel tower involves five men having a five-way high-five over the top of their female participant.
That lady really puts out. I hear when she was hanging out with Brad and Steve and Mike and Stan and Dave that she let them Five-ffel tower her.
by TheHappyBrewmaster September 27, 2010

A terrible rip off of the Roblox game known as 'Tower of Hell'. You have to climb a tower but instead of it being hard, it's easy retroslop.
Person 1: I fell from floor 10 of Tower of Raging Tempest I'm going to fucking kill myself I hate Cll0y I hate indqx
Person 2: Stop playing Eternal Towers of Hell, it's a shitty retro ripoff
Person 2: Stop playing Eternal Towers of Hell, it's a shitty retro ripoff
by evil kiwis August 20, 2025

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A collaborative online encyclopedia dedicated to the fictional universe, lore, gameplay mechanics, characters, and community contributions surrounding Eternal Towers of Hell — a hypothetical (or niche) dark fantasy or horror-themed game, story, or multimedia project. The wiki serves as a comprehensive resource for players or fans, detailing each "tower" level, boss encounters, weapons, cursed artifacts, historical backstories, and the metaphysical laws governing the infernal setting.
A collaborative online encyclopedia dedicated to the fictional universe, lore, gameplay mechanics, characters, and community contributions surrounding Eternal Towers of Hell — a hypothetical (or niche) dark fantasy or horror-themed game, story, or multimedia project. The wiki serves as a comprehensive resource for players or fans, detailing each "tower" level, boss encounters, weapons, cursed artifacts, historical backstories, and the metaphysical laws governing the infernal setting.
"I looked up the stats for the Crimson Executioner on the Eternal Towers of Hell Wiki before attempting the seventh floor."
"The lore section on the Eternal Towers of Hell Wiki explains the origin of the Soulbound Architect."
"The lore section on the Eternal Towers of Hell Wiki explains the origin of the Soulbound Architect."
by plmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq June 23, 2025

When you shit so much it accumulates in a tower form then, when separating from your anus, it falls and slaps your nut sack before collapsing in the water.
by Michoui Padeviande July 30, 2022

No one from Toronto has actually been to the CN Tower. No one's paying for a tourist attraction when they're not tourists.
by bluepen75 May 27, 2021

by Quail123 May 21, 2018

The Tower of Sauron is the secondary antagonist of Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor. He was a black numenorean and one of Sauron's Black Captains and was responsible, partly, for the murder of Talion and his family during the retaking of Mordor by the Dark Forces.
by GoDoSomethingProductive March 31, 2021
