socks and shoes

a hand in poker consisting of 2 pair 3's and 2's

person1 i got a pair of aces

person 2: i win, i got socks and shoes

by the green guy July 23, 2009

Cardboard Sock

(n) A Forgotten or misplaced aid for mopping up of excess semen after masturbation / wanking / 5 knuckle shuffle.

Usually under bed for sometime leaving thick, hard casing around item.

"Watched that Roco Sex trainer IX last night...blew up good stlye...
Luckily I found a cardboard sock from last time under the bed"

by Zig Ziggy Treat Teeth April 19, 2009

optimus sock

the act of recieving head and pulling your penis out so fiercly the recievers intestines follow your penis out of his/her mouth.

"A pink sock. Just the other way."

i totally optimus socked russell last night.

by thedragondoes August 14, 2007

Sock Shoe

To stretch ones sock downwards until the ankle of the sock is under the heel of the shoe.

girl 1: OMG guys the latest fashion trend is the sock shoe
girl 2: I think it looks totally stupid

by A_Guy November 20, 2013

Sleep Socking

The art of deriving pleasure from putting on socks in the middle of the night.

I went to bed without socks. I must have been sleep socking because I woke up with my favorite pair of wooly socks on. But my hangnail still hurts.

by ZiggZagg007 November 26, 2013

Sock rolin

The sock ralin is usually a short blond white nibba that has a big black cock. If he hits you with his big black cock you will most likely die or have cancer tell your 90

Be careful sock rolin is coming

by Goodshunsis April 1, 2019

Sock dick

A man with an uncircumcised penis

Omg did you see his sock dick!

by DJ904 April 4, 2019