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Tainting

Where you place your bollocks into your partners mouth, throwing your shaft over their chin and grinding your taint on their nose.
The smell of someone tainting you is amazing
by Cpt D September 19, 2021
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taint leakage

When lying on your stomach, said person decides to fart. After releasing a leaky river of shit, it creams down their taint.
Bro, I was eating a gurl out and I got some serious taint leakage
by Brady_SquirtDaddy January 27, 2023
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Turkey Taint

That one thing on a turkeys neck that looks like a taint.
"Yo did you see that turkey taint bouncing at full compacity???"
"wtf"
by adsfghhnj January 2, 2022
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Tainted Jugs

A woman with not-so-pleasurable jugs.

Made initially up by YouTuber and comedian SergeantKelvin while playing the video game ZSGO (Zombie Survival Game Online).

It eventually turned into a meme, as many players have found Tainted Jugs littered in the game world. Some even sing along to the classic tune, Tainted Love by Soft Cell, replacing the word `Love` with `Jugs`.
She has some tainted jugs.

or

Tainted jugs
Now I know I've got to run away
I've got to get away
by TaintedJugs April 5, 2024
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Satan's Taint

The area around Costco's front entrance. It's constantly jammed with:
1. People who have never "been to the big city"
2. 60 year old women who are trying to fit a new couch in the trunk of their Mazda Miata
3. People who refuse until there are no pedestrians within 75 feet.
"Dude, why are you so late?"
"Sorry bro, Costco had a sale on pork rinds and I got stuck in Satan's Taint for 30 minutes trying to get to my car"
by veggieHater April 29, 2021
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Grip taint

An archaic way to describe the vagina.
Damn baby that grip taint damn near ripped my dick off.
by FLAVORDOS January 24, 2023
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Promethean Taint Tickle

The act of setting fire to your dingleberries thereby giving a somewhat pleasurable tickling sensation to your taint.
Person 1: I can flicker good for 6.3 seconds

Person 2: oh yeah well I can promethean taint tickle for 2 whole seconds

Person 1: what the fuck is promethean taint tickling???
by Goon goddess May 26, 2024
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