Someone who is so incredibly stupid that only an obscure analogy could describe their low level IQ. Just as a wet match in a dark room is the antithesis of light, an incredibly stupid person is the antithesis of an intellectual.
" Did you hear about that guy that played Russian roulette with a semi-automatic pistol?"
"Yeah, that dude was a wet match in a dark room. What a fucking moron."
"Yeah, that dude was a wet match in a dark room. What a fucking moron."
by armyowalgreens April 26, 2010
This law states that when a couple stays in a hotel room they must have sex. No exceptions. Sex is optional outside of the confines of hotel rooms only.
by Popesum October 19, 2020
Released on September 7th, 2004. It is the current title of the Silent Hill series. It uses a new control system, and the setting is out of Silent Hill, but still somehow related.
"....Walter Sullivan.."
by Dave September 17, 2004
Tv says, donuts are high in fat, kazoo. Found a hobo in my room. It princess leia, the yodel of life give me my sweater back, or I'll play guitar
by Zohan October 18, 2003
IQ Below room temperature, a phrase used to describe an individual who is so stupid that the temperature of a room is higher than their IQ Score.
This type of person should cause the standard human to be in pain just having to talk to an individual such as one described here.
*If someone that you believe to have an IQ below room temperature doesn't understand the phrase then they have confirmed your belief.
**Even more effective if you live in a country that uses the metric system!
This type of person should cause the standard human to be in pain just having to talk to an individual such as one described here.
*If someone that you believe to have an IQ below room temperature doesn't understand the phrase then they have confirmed your belief.
**Even more effective if you live in a country that uses the metric system!
Connor (Person with an IQ below room temperature): *says some dumb shit*
Ryan: Fucking hell Connor, you've got an IQ lower than the temperature in here!
Ryan: Fucking hell Connor, you've got an IQ lower than the temperature in here!
by DEFINEE July 17, 2020
A famous catchphrase of the renowned psychologist and phylosophical thinker, professor Jordan B. Peterson, referring to the fact that instead of starting to complain about our national or global problems, we should rather focus on what we can do to improve ourselves, our family, our local community, the spaces we are personally responsible for (like our rooms).
"This capitalist system really sucks, I'm going to do everything to overthrow it!"
"I'm not sure you are qualified to do that safely in any way. Instead, you could set an example and improve things in your immediate sphere of competence! Clean up your room, for starters!"
"I'm not sure you are qualified to do that safely in any way. Instead, you could set an example and improve things in your immediate sphere of competence! Clean up your room, for starters!"
by Edward the Butler May 22, 2018
When there's a girl who is way too gorgeous standing in the music room looking out of the window. When you see her you get so nervous and your arm twists. Sometimes you see her in the hallway with her gorgeous chapped lips and her friend with the gorgeous hair and her other friend with the tissue stuck to her foot and you cry because they're way too gorgeous and you're nothing of the sort compared to them. OH MY GOSH! STUNNING! BEAUTIFUL!
by olivialoveswellyboots January 11, 2020