hipster

Hipsters are a sub-culture of self-conscious image-obsessed middle-class white people who have abandoned independent thinking and place a high value on conformity. If people around them are growing beards, hipsters will do the same. If tattoos and piercings become a trend, hipsters will be the first people to flock to tattoo parlours. Hipsters never have sincere thoughts or action. It may be that hipsters were bullied at school and were not very good at sports, explaining why they rarely smile. They console themselves by examining their bank balance, which is usually very healthy thanks to daddy's trust fund.

John "that hipster girl thinks she is so unique: dyed neon hair, tattoos, piercings, thick glasses"
Paul"which hipster girl? every girl in this bar is like that!"

by The Agenda Breaker January 19, 2016

hipster egg

more commonly known as a ruaidhri
drinks german, swedish beer and swears in braille.
is more commonly found playing black ops screamiong at the people who have killed him for being

annoying

that guys such a hipster egg, screaming at his tv like a child

by coontz March 30, 2016

hipster

A hipster is basically someone who thinks because you like mainstream things they are superior to you and they are 9/10 the ones who complains constantly about music in the current time but are the same ones that praise the music that they used to insult back in the days. They will typically insult anyone who likes mainstream music because they.....think they are not independent thinkers.

Non-hipster: Oh I like this song
Hipster: I don't
Non-hipster: Okay, what do you think is wrong
Hipster: It's brainwashing you and I don't want to be a corporate lap-dog, it's making you a follower so no one should like it.
Non-hipster: Get those negative and stereotypical superiority feelings away from me.

by Dagr8nae April 29, 2016

hipstereotyping

Assuming a hipster has certain qualities based on other hipsters exhibiting those qualities.

Sorry I thought that was how your boyfriend danced. That's how that other hipster dances. Guess I was just hipstereotyping.

by joshuapromero September 6, 2016

Hipsterhitler

Somebody that hates hipsters and wants to kill them all.

"I saw a hipsterhitler yesterday, I saluted him."
"This hipsterhitler is on the right page with this."
"More people should be hipsterhitlers."

by TheOnePencilLead July 3, 2016

Hipster

Typewriter-wielding, Jack Kerouac reading, short shorts wearing, owl glasses sporting individual who is quick to tell you how much they know about Foucault, but in reality knows nothing (Jon Snow), because they've lived their entire white life in unbelievable privilege. To spot one: look for beards and bird tattoos.

"I'm not a hipster."
"My brother is such a hipster. He doesn't even have a Roth IRA and still thinks bicycles are the only means of transportation that matters."

by anon727 May 27, 2016

Hipster Repellent

Anything from the 80's. Hipsters will flee from sex drugs and rock n roll.

Try AC/DC , Bon Jovi or Loverboy as your personal hipster repellent.

by theropingeffect August 14, 2016