Metal Head

People who like Metal. That's it. All the lifestyle nonsense is just that, nonsense.

Jim likes metal, he is therefore a metal head.

by Matt Zigan October 13, 2005

Bed head

A hairstyle that people spend almost an hour to make with gel and hairspray, to make it look like they did nothing with it when they woke up in the morning.

Jake: Wow, nice bed head. Didn't you bother to comb your hair today when you woke up?

Josh: I did!

Jake: ...but then you made it like that...right?

Josh. Yeah...lol.

Jake: Wow...Edgy.

by 2009ends August 24, 2009

head doctor

A woman who has retained a P.H.D. in oral sex.

Man, shawty made my toes curl! She is definitely a head doctor.

by ruckus August 5, 2003

headboard

To root a girl really hard and the bed head board banging against the wall repeatedly waking your neighbors up.

That one time with that one bird.

by Shmeg March 3, 2005

nigger head

Archaic term for a bollard, that is, a very large cleat fastened to a pier which is used to secure ships to the pier with lines of heavy rope. Used by longshoremen and enlisted men in the Navy until both were integrated.

"Get the forward line on to that second nigger head!"

by Dr. Diddle March 6, 2008

lard head

A white person with his white lardy face. A fat douche bag.

"That lard head thinks he's a playa. What a tool. Doesn't he know he's such a fat slob?"

by MrWhitie February 25, 2010

Floating head

An individual that is only aware of what goes on in their own head. No body awareness to speak of and no concern for the rest of the world. They believe everything they think and don't care to understand anything or anyone else. They don't even understand themselves as they are only in their own head.

Mark is such a floating head. He just knocked that old lady right over to get to the bus and didn't even look to see what he hit.

by DeathfromAbove July 10, 2018