ninja handshake

A handshake involving many complex movements, but no one ever sees it because, as mentioned in the title, it is considered to be ninja-like, therefore cannot be seen.

Did you see their handshake?!

Of course not; it's a ninja handshake.

by mads1103 November 29, 2013

Happy meal handshake

A pact made when someone uses another persons idea but is not going to split any of the proceeds for its success, except for a happy meal.

Burt: “This area could really use a wine and cheese store”

Ernie: “Great idea. I might steal that. Happy meal handshake?

by George Zidd August 28, 2019

Tampa Handshake

Putting an ice cube in someone’s anus.

Bert: I remember watching this guy hold this kid down and give him a Tampa handshake. Jim: I think you were molested.

by Daniel Greggs September 17, 2022

Peruvian Handshake

When two people shove one of their arms up the asshole and throat of a recipient and do a handshake in the middle.

"Do you two want to do a Peruvian Handshake on me?"

by badpiggiez October 21, 2025

JD Vance Handshake

Involuntary euthanasia.

The Pope's life was ended by a JD Vance Handshake.

by Czech Hunter 1984 April 22, 2025

Milky Handshake

When you spooge into your arm and give a handshake.

-Man, Tom just gave me a milky handshake!
-Ew, fkn fgt.

by KrunchyKrisp March 22, 2017

handshake line

when a person walks along a line of naked men...pumpin' away

At the end of a game, to celebrate, a bunch of bros get in a handshake line.

by Billybobjoe97 February 25, 2018