JD Vance Handshake

Involuntary euthanasia.

The Pope's life was ended by a JD Vance Handshake.

by Czech Hunter 1984 April 22, 2025

Cowboy's handshake

A game in which you grip the other person's hand as hard as possible in the form of a handshake. Whoever loses grip first will get their hand crushed, after which the winner loosens their grip. (Play at your own risk)

I did a cowboy's handshake with John and my hand still hurts like hell

by Just Jesus Christ January 27, 2021

Milky Handshake

When you spooge into your arm and give a handshake.

-Man, Tom just gave me a milky handshake!
-Ew, fkn fgt.

by KrunchyKrisp March 22, 2017

Ramsgate Handshake

Where a female has anal sex with a man via a double ended dildo.
'Don't worry you're not gay, I'm a lady'

Don't worry, your not gay I'm a lady, I'm just giving you a ramsgate handshake.
Rot 1

by Eurodog June 1, 2024

classy handshake

A classy handshake is performed by grasping with a firm grip an individual's hand with your right and with you left hand cupping the individual's elbow. Eye contact amplifies the class lvl 2 times.

Wow I felt great about that business deal but when Steve offered me that classy handshake I felt even better.

by He gets it May 28, 2016

Gemini Handshake

The common greeting by two human males who identify as being born between May 21 & June 21 where the two greet by the tips of their dicks touching.

Similar to docking, this is open to both circumcised and uncircumcised participants.

Approx 82% of Gemini Males will confess to having participated in the Gemini Handshake at least once in their lifetime!

I saw Lucky the other day, gave him the good old Gemini Handshake!

Hey Mitch! *dicks touch* Good to see you man!

by Gemini Drummer August 24, 2025

Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.

It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.

by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024