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Half-asleep 

used as an excuse to make up for trying to not be wrong or lying.
Hey bro, you told me the gym closed at 9. It actually closes at 11.

Bro, I was half-asleep.
Half-asleep by ErnieMac July 15, 2016

half a loaf 

On a bumpy bus ride I got a half a loaf
half a loaf by Geordielover123 November 17, 2016

Half-ass soap job 

When you wash your white Ultraboosts with soap instead of a shoe cleaner. What were you expecting, pervert?😉
When Luigi gave Billy’s sneakers a half-ass soap job for $20, Billy refused to give free hot dogs for a month.
Half-ass soap job by sucker1 January 25, 2018

half-time show

verb meaning (1) to embarass yourself in front of a large audience or (2) to bare your breast in public
I went unprepared to the meeting and completely half-time showed

I slipped on the ice and half-time showed in front of everyone
half-time show by Bob Armstrong February 10, 2004

Half Metric Dozen 

A Half Metric Dozen is defined as either 5 or 6 depending on the situation.

To Circle logic yourself into a hole.
A- I want a cigarette.
B- You just had one.
A- No I didn’t, I had half a cigarette before, put it out then had the second half just now.
B- So you just had a cigarette.
A- No I just had half a cigarette, and another half before… wait a second… I just metric dozened myself there didn’t I?
Half Metric Dozen by Myke April 15, 2004

Half Halfer

A Half Halfer is a African American who is also White. It is usually use in a joke.
Haha look at that Kid Simon, hes a Half Halfer!
Half Halfer by Louis Cartel April 29, 2006