grandad

A older gentleman. Often a postman called Kevin

Kevin you are such a grandad

by Chicken83 April 8, 2007

sigma grindset

When you take less than 5 minutes to take a huge poop on the toilet

Guy A: How’d that dude take less than 5 minutes to drop that Hiroshima of a deuce?

Guy B: it’s the Sigma Grindset. You can master anything with it!
Guy C: *comes out of bathroom and winks at guy A*

by Sigma Male Overachiever July 30, 2021

Arroyo Grande

A small town in San Luis Obispo county that is free from the living on the streets beaner infested Santa Maria, the totally stuck up Bros in San Luis, and the wannabe gangster cornfed hicks from Atascadero and Paso Robles. Shares a pretty peaceful coalition with Grover, Shell, Avila, and Pismo Beach as a humble and gorgeous town with a kick ass, world renowned Olympic Gold Medal winning Shotput and Discus squad.

"Hey didn't that Olympic Gold Medalist Stephanie Brown come from Arroyo Grande?"

"Yeah, good thing too. At any other place she would have been on the streets or getting a farmers tan in Santa Maria or Atascadero."

by Atownslobrosstfu April 15, 2009

sigma female grindset

Sigma female grindset is very similar to sigma male grindset but it also has distinct differences that touch on feminine aspects of sigma personalities. Sigma females are all about result, outcome, and success and they can care less how they are perceived by the superficial standards of status in a society run by beta females (damsel in distress mindset ) and alpha females (Instagram models). One could argue that sigma females are the true alpha females while so-called "alpha" females are in fact NPCs with a sense of fake self-importance. You can spot sigma females by their appearance (wearing yoga pants and a t-shirt in every situation including weddings, their lingo (e.g. bruh market is super bullish right now, hold on a tad bit).

Sigma female grindset woman on a date to the waitress: Can we have a check? we prefer to split it. Also, could we have two hot boxes for the leftovers?

by LexicalBoomer December 24, 2021

Grand Valley State University

A liberal arts college located in Allendale, MI. Grand Valley carries the 2nd lowest acceptance rate in the State of Michigan. Most who do not get accepted wind up at colleges such as Michigan State University or glorified community colleges such as Western or Central. Known for the athletics, Grand Valley beat the living shit out of over-rated Michigan State in basketball in 2007. Grand Valley also is able to fill an entire building with National Championships. To fit in, a student must own a Sigg water bottle, a North Face jacket, and a sense of being better than everyone that does not go to GVSU. Most graduates are placed in positions where they manage graduates of Michigan State, Western, and Central.

Student 1: Damn, I didn't get in to Grand Valley State University.
Student 2: Its all good, we got in to State!
Student 1: ...but I didn't want to be a janitor...
Student 2: Then go to Western and be unemployable.

by Drew Neitzel August 18, 2009

grand theft auto v

Grand theft auto V is a Rockstar North game Due to be released soon that will cause a major Nerdgasm all over the world

Dude1# HOLYFRIGINSHiT I can't wait for grand theft auto v to be realeased man. I JUST CAN'T WAIT!!!
Dude2# Dude your Nerdgasm will so be ruined due to crap optimization

by Whatevermanoman October 26, 2013

grindelpass

A marijuana grinder.

Yo chief, pass me the grindelpass so I can pack the bong.

by Captain Bong-o-lot June 17, 2008