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google craps

A more specific and truthful description of "Google Maps" — the directions provided by Google Maps that lead you to a place not even remotely close to your desired terminus. Essentially, whether you reach your desired destination is a crapshoot.
"I followed the directions from Google Craps about how to go from midtown Manhattan to Lord & Taylor in Scarsdale; however, I wound up at a beach in Mamaroneck."
by Buzzman_ie September 12, 2013
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Google Spaz

A person (or persons) who, despite much frenzied effort, take an exponentially greater time to find an answer to an obvious question.
Wife: what's the name of that song by Pink I love.

Me: pass me your phone and I will Google it
Wife: no I will do it. What. Do you think I am useless.

Me: Of course not darling.

5 hours later...
Wife: At last.. Give me one last kiss
Me: Fuck me. You are kidding. You are truly a Google Spaz.
by The Brown Fox September 23, 2013
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Google glance

When you use the first result in a google search as fact.
At a google glance republicans are right!

I google glanced it and it looks like you're correct.

According to a google glance you're wrong.
by EvilDans January 4, 2019
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Google Mail

noun
1) An expansion of the word Gmail

2) dated, British. A term used for Gmail in the UK as another company claimed trademark to the Gmail name in the UK.
(note: Gmail has now retained its original name since 3rd May 2010.)
Hello there gentlemen. I have a Google Mail account. Jolly good.
by koolyman June 14, 2011
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Google Divider

The "google" tab or other neutral tab you have open in a browser between your work tabs and your personal tabs. Thus meaning if a work tab is closed, a blank tab is shown without exposing the tabs open for personal use such as shopping, lolcats, etc.
The boss came into my office as I closed a tab in firefox, luckily for me I had a Google Divider in between the work bank tab, and my ebay shopping tab.
by melmic November 27, 2012
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Google Nazi

A person that likes to spam flag any (usually innocent and/or un-copywritten) media (such as YouTube videos) posted by google users (such as YouTubers) and they usually do this because they hate the type of content posted by the user and want it taken down, even though it doesn't violate any rules or regulations.
They are the most annoying and problematic people to ever encounter online, especially if you're a YouTuber.
WTF MY VIDEO JUST GOT TAKEN DOWN BY THESE DAMN GOOGLE NAZIS! SALTY PEOPLE CANT TAKE A JOKE THESE DAYS!

I had to re-upload my Duck Song Parody because it was flagged too much of copyright issues by these Google Nazis, and the funny thing is, these idiots don't even realize the Duck Song wasn't even copywritten to being with!
by Assassin650 July 4, 2018
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Google fever

When a person uses Google for LITERALLY anything.

The person may or may not know what they're talking about but uses Google to breathe and live.
RO*I had Google fever.
Simple
by Your classic crackhead March 20, 2019
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