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Chinese Fist Puppet

Also another name for a "woman." It happens when omeone at a bar is describing their dating life, describing the female gender as being difficult to understand, like a Chinese finger puzzle. Then a drunk guy across the bar says, "a Chinese fist puppet?"
You: I went on a date with her, but I just don't understand. She's like a Chinese finger puzzle.

Drunk Guy: What's a Chinese fist puppet?
You: That's funny, but that's not what I said. This needs to go on Urban Dictionary.
by phatpapa July 25, 2013
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Saskatoon Fist bump

A/The Canadian colloquial phrase for a Handjob, typically suffixed by Ey.
"And that was when she got down in the snow and gave me a Saskatoon Fist bump Ey!"
by Crinc April 20, 2015
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fist me daddyy

when a man fists a woman by putting his fist in the woman s ass
fist me richard fist me daddy ooo

fist me daddyy
by aids is good May 15, 2018
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asian dragon fisting

when you get in a karate stance and punch a girl in the twat till she cant take anymore
I was Asian dragon fisting when her twat couldn't take no more
by Cumsalot September 17, 2015
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Devil's Fist Bump

the moment during a devil's three way when the two guys bump fists over the chick's back while she's giving head to one guy and the other guy is riding doggy style.
whist jimmy and stan acknowledged that whilst there was too much penis in the room for either of their likings, the devil's fist bump made the experience totally worth it.
by Phyrrus November 4, 2011
mugGet the Devil's Fist Bumpmug.

Trump Power Fist

After his inaugural address, Trump raised his fist in a gesture resembling the Black Power Fist, but clearly meaning something different.

This time, it signals that the oppressed and maligned Super-Rich are finally claiming their rights to OWN IT ALL!
When we saw Der DrumpfenFührer raise the Trump Power Fist, we should all have known that now we're truly fucked.
by Nikolai Peterson February 2, 2017
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double fists to chesty

when the male inserts both of his fists into her vagina and at the same time she shits on his chest.
Tina and Sean just did a Double Fists to Chesty last weekend.
by TinaHshitOnJeremysChest March 6, 2010
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