February 9

Bitch, just a badbitch badass.

"-Oh! you r born on February 9 ?
-Yes.
-Bitch, bitch."

by KIMYATSU November 23, 2021

15 February

National show ur bf ur boobs day

Bf : man I wanna see some boobs today
Gf: well it’s 15 February

Bf: fuck yeah lemme see them titties

by Charlie2798 February 15, 2023

February -0th

February -0th is national 'Noclip Day'. Everyone on February -0th has to noclip. Too bad humanity hasn't vanished yet. This is because the event cannot occur due to it being on the -0th day in February.

Person 1: "Hey guys, it's February -0th. You know what that means!"

by The Guy Stuck in Level Eleven November 3, 2022

February the 8

It's national fwgohann day...

Person 1: Omg, tomorrow is February the 8.
Person 2: Wait so tomorrow is national fwgohann day

by Ezniggle February 7, 2022

February 18th

The day where you have to tell your biggest secret to someone you don’t talk to!

Girl: “Did you know...”
Boy: “Uhh, i didn’t need to know..”
Girl: “It’s February 18th!”

by .LAy_BuY. December 11, 2020

fibonacci february

The next level version of destroy dick december.
Every day of the February month you have to nut an amount of times corresponding to a number in the Fibonacci Sequence. So, you nut 1 time on February 1st, 1 time on February 2nd, 2 times on February 3rd and so on...
On February 28th you will have to rack up an insane amount of 317811 nuts!

Completed #destroydickdecember already? Try doing the fibonacci february now.

by AverageAlien February 6, 2018

February 33

National Murders Day

Me: oh no! It's February 33

by anthony443894893 December 27, 2021