Angry Farmer

Not to be confused with the angry pirate, the angry dragon or anything similar, the angry farmer is a legendary, albeit mythical sex move, used to make a friend jealous, or as an act of vengeance against a boyfried or lover.
Little is known of the angry farmer, apart from that the female partner needs to be UBER flexible, the first part hurts, but after that multiple orgasms are guaranteed.

Example 1:
RiRi - Hey Mitch, you know that chick that you like?
Mitch - Yeah, why?
RiRi - Well... She was over before... She's SO FLEXIBLE!!
Mitch - WTF, you cunt.
RiRi - Yeah, gave her the angry farmer... I'd heard about it, but i didnt think it was POSSIBLE. Like its pretty gnarly man. The first part sorta hurts, but after that, we're talking multiple OMGasms.
Mitch - *kills self*

Example 2:
Girlfriend - Hey honey....
Boyfriend - Yeah babe?
Girlfriend - You know that guy... The one you hate?
Boyfriend - Yeah, that faggot?
Girlfriend - I was over at his house before... He gave me the angry farmer. I orgasmed seven times. By the way, it's over between you and me. Ha ha.
Boyrfriend - *kills self*

by RiRi RAWR! December 25, 2007

farmers tan

When you leave a sheit on when in the son then later take it off, most of your arm is either burnt or tanned and the rest of your arm and boby is white.

After Jon took his shirt off to swim in the pool, he didn't understand why the girlz were laughing at him. He then looked at himself and found out why!

by for you to decide June 27, 2003

Farmer

A guy who loves young children and whose horn on his car plays the ice cream truck tune. Has an accomplice 'Parky' wo he goes cruising with carrying a net. Uses empty sweet packets to attract kids. ALso in desperate need of a haircut and deodorant

that guy is so sick, he should be locked up. he's a right farmer

by pfhkdjnhsdfhsdfgff March 26, 2009

Fraser

An extremely beta person who is homosexual and likes children.
(Will attempt to deny any claims made about him.)

Have you heard, Fraser moved next door!

by Mawtini August 31, 2020

boner farmer

One who constanly has a boner from the lack of sex with another person.

Id like to bang her, but Im more of a boner farmer than a pussy hound.

by the Freeman August 3, 2007

Glitter Farter

One who farts glitter; homosexual.

That Clay Aiken sure is a glitter farter!

by Johnny Dazzles January 13, 2009

Farmer

In the people-related sense of the word, as a farmer is someone who makes use of his farming equipment ("ho's"). A pimp is a farmer of people.

pimp

Actual conversation:

"What is a pimp?"
"Someone who, you know, uses his ho's."
"'Ho?' As in farming tool?"
"Um, well..."
"So a pimp is a farmer..."

by funnystuff101 June 20, 2006