Fapping

Fapping is 2 words combined.

Yapping and Facting; When you are yapping but you are still spitting facts = fapping

*2 people in an argument*

person 1: How am I wrong? I'm legit fapping in your face!

person 2: I can't take all of this fapping you win...

by lismsosa December 6, 2023

fap and freeze

when you ejaculate but its too cold outside and you get the urge to lick the frozen semen, but then you have to call the fire department because your tongue is stuck to your frozen semen.

somebody call the police my tongue is stuck to my fap and freeze

by dickboi223 December 15, 2016

The Fap

The Fap is a common term used amongst cultured men (Men who aren’t we wee fruits) The Fap was established by a “smick” in 2022, when he created “The Fap Bucket Hat”

The Fap don’t fucking strap, FAP team #1

by Commander Keep Her Lit April 27, 2022

Fap February

Another month in which guys must fap 2 times a day NO MATTER WHAT they must it's man kinds destiny to do this if you have a good stable relationship well TO BAD fap fap to your hearts content no matter what your mom and dad say YOU MUST FAP!!

Guy 1: It's almost Fap February we must be prepared men.
All The Men: WE WILL COMPLETE OUR DESTINY!!

by The Holy Salad November 2, 2019

parachute fap

The act of flapping by gripping a small falice with one's fingertips from above in claw machine fashion where the hand resembles a parachute.

Yo Tommy got a a little dick, saw that tucker parachute fapping in the bathroom.

by Parachutefap May 30, 2019

alternative fap

Alternative fap is Trump Porn Material since it is based on alternative facts. Very popular niche in the US since the election of the President.
www.alternativefap.com

-President Trump, what do you do with your small hands?
-I'm all about alternative fap , just visit www.alternativefapc.com , you will see I have the best taste in the world, believe me

by thisissethc September 30, 2017

Fap N’ Crap

When someone rubs one out while taking a shit on the pooperfarten.

IRS Agent 1: Why is he taking so long to open the door?

IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.

by uncleGhandalf May 14, 2020