absolute fucking shambles

A phrase commonly used to describe a terribly organised event.

Josh: Did you go to that curry night Conor organised?
Ciaran: Yeh, it was an absolute fucking shambles!

by Shambolic Badger September 12, 2017

Eh fucking cunt

Angry Australian dads use this to greet their son while they are busy

‘Eh fucking cunt get off! You’ve been on that thing all day cunt!’

by IaintGotAUsernameLol November 11, 2019

Norman Fucking Rockwell

Best album ever made

If you don't like the Norman Fucking Rockwell , ur tasteless

by Kwjdownfiwjdiwhfuwhidk January 31, 2022

are you fucking shitting my asshole

When you're raging in CS:GO you then will come to a complete life of swearing everytime you die and you will run out of words and make them up and create this.

*Dies for 50th time*
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING MY ASSHOLE!? THIS GAME SUCKS!

by EndItall666 May 29, 2018

YEETUS THAT FUCKING FETUS

When you throw something yeet but wanna add that extra tang to it like a calli girl

Did you see Alex yeetus that fucking fetus

by Oofy Oofer January 28, 2019

What the fucking

Inproper use of present continuous.

Player1 died.
Player1 : What the fucking how I die?

by Jožek112 July 13, 2019

thoughts and fucking prayers

Close to worthless well-wishing platitudes when real action and assistance could make a positive outcome difference.

So, Connor has cancer and his family is having a tough time making ends meet because he can't work.
Really? I'll be sure to light a candle for them at mass this Sunday.
Why don't you save your thoughts and fucking prayers for imaginary problems; they could actually use some help.

by YAWA October 18, 2020