Dirty Dutch

The act of wiping precum on your partners upper lip

She was giving me lip so I gave her a dirty dutch

by Mongra December 7, 2010

going Dutch

When a couple go on a date, they pay their own bills.
This is easier on the male, because men are usually expected to pay for all bills.

boy1: "Yo dude, I was running low on money on my night out with Cindy, so we decided we're going Dutch.... she payed her part which was $40!!! Ofcourse I only spent $5 that night."

boy2: "Yeah lol, shes a fat hoe, she eats alot"

by nigga 4rm NY November 11, 2008

Dutch Cannon

An ordinary air cannon with the ammunition of human farts. This proves to be a very effective projectile stink weapon.

Dr. Prater: Heads up, kids!

Brandon: Oh what the fuck is that smell?!

Dr. Prater: HAHA taste ma dutch cannon BITCH!

by Xxn0sc0p3zxX October 27, 2010

Dutch Wank

When you're mate holds your cock and you hold his wrist and move his hand up and down until ejaculation

Mark and Andy both love a good dutch wank ..........

by Yogi36 June 6, 2011

Dutch Disc

When one farts into a frisbee and procedes to put the frisbee in anothers face, all the while containing the stench within the confines of the disc

"damn, mike gave me the worst dutch disc the other day on the beach during that sick game of frisbee"

by dutchdisc2 March 13, 2009

Dutch Plumber

Having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the male holds his own penis standing back to back.

The boys didn't fancy watching each other, so they gave the Dutch Plumber a go.

by Sneaky_Hibiki August 28, 2010

dutch auction

its a bit like a dutch-runner but you have to pay the person who's doing it.

Geoff: I'll pay you £5!

Fil: I'll pay you £20!

Mitch: Fair enough, Fil wins this Dutch Auction, when do we start?

by kdsjfksdd June 29, 2011