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Soup Dragon

Person who loves to drink alcohol
He is a soup dragon he has been drinking 5 days now
by Jmartin82 November 17, 2016
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Corn Eyed Fudge Dragon

Another juicy adjective used to describe a large, serpentine bowel movement. This saying came into being when I dropped a hefty deuce one night and then looked down into the bowl of the toilet only to see that I was being stared up at by something resembling a large serpentine dragon with two corn eyes and a peanut grin.
Verily, the brave knight hath slain the Corn Eyed Fudge Dragon!
by Dirty_Mister_Bent August 29, 2010
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Cum Snorting Sea Dragon

Derogitory Term used to descrbe a super bitchy middle aged female, who is obviously a dragon (also known as a women who don't get some) and from years of not being slayed has developed an uncanny way to piss people off in all aspects of life.
by Fandral, Volstagg, Sif October 15, 2011
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double ended dragon

When one pukes and poops simultaneously.
Jack, finding himself not able to hold back anymore, leaned off the side of the boat and performed the double ended dragon, spewing chunks out the front and feces out the back at the same time.
by doubleg007 November 14, 2011
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Slay the Magic Dragon

"Slaying the Magic Dragon", term used when announcing that you are about to take a massive hot dump.
Boy 1: "Yeah I'm about to go shoot some J's. Wbu?"
Boy 2: "Just got back from Mi Rancho's, bout to go Slay the Magic Dragon!"
by ArmaniExchange January 17, 2014
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furious dragon

Ok, here's what you do. A girl's giving you head right, and just as you start cumming in her mouth, you punch her in the stomach and it comes out her nose!
Ian T. is an expert at performing the furious dragon.
by Bruce Johanson August 4, 2006
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retarded dragon

The action of a man receiving oral sex from other person or "head" if you will. When said man is about to ejaculate into other persons mouth, the man slams other persons head all the way to the base of said penis.

Once ejaculation has occurred semen will come out other persons nose making and tends to make their eyes cross from extremely odd feeling in their sinuses. This making them look like a retarded dragon with "smoke" coming from their nose.
I gave Amanda the retarded dragon last night.
by Daniel August 19, 2007
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