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Schlong Dong Ditch

When a guy taps his flaccid penis against an unaroused female clitoris in a consensual way, followed immediately by sleep.
Guy 1: Awh man did you sleep with Karen last night?
Guy 2: No dude, I schlong dong ditched her.
by Marinadoom August 2, 2018
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ding dong ditcher

Kids who do pranks by ringing people's door bells.
I shot the ding dong ditchers with a paintball, they were getting on my nerves.
by Juju_02 July 11, 2016
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14 inch dong

“I was expecting a 14 inch dong but instead got an incher pincher
by Massive Meat Stick August 3, 2020
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Shanghai Pu Dong

A sexual act where upon a male has anal intercourse with a Chinese prostitute. Upon finishing, there is an abnormal amount of fecal material on the man's penis.
I never go with LotusFlower, last time she gave Dave a Shanghai Pu Dong.
by ElLatinoLover November 18, 2020
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Ding dong ditching

Verb

1. To go ding dong ditching means to either go knock on a door and run away usually done with a group of friends

2. Other variations include “borrowing” berries, fruits, food from the front of peoples houses in your neighbourhood with often a group of friend
Oi mate lets go ding dong ditching.

They went ding dong ditching and now their neighbours hate them.
by MouldyJam November 23, 2019
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Ding Dong Ditch

When you drop your kids off unannounced at family members with minimal to no warning
Dam, we just got DDD (ding dong ditched) by Tony again...
by sjohnson22 March 7, 2022
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kappa ding dong

Random word pronounced as a sign of pure randomness.It can be for agreeing,for denying and even for a neutral opinion!Sharing this word with your friends brings a closer relationship,but dont share this sacred word with strangers cause it'll make you look like a foreign unicorn from outer space!
Friend:Wanna go eat lunch?
Me: Kappa ding dong!
by xR3XXAR May 27, 2017
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