Schlong Dong Ditch

When a guy taps his flaccid penis against an unaroused female clitoris in a consensual way, followed immediately by sleep.

Guy 1: Awh man did you sleep with Karen last night?
Guy 2: No dude, I schlong dong ditched her.

by Marinadoom August 2, 2018

Ding dong fucker

Someone who is only interested in hooking up with someone and then not talking to them again. Similar to how children will ding dong ditch at house doors.

Sarah: Has Travis talked to you since you guys hooked up last month?
Jane: No. Hes just a ding dong fucker.

by Pretty_lil_kitty February 17, 2019

Diddly-Dong Donut

An insult, usually used in place of 'stupid', 'moron', or 'idiot', after completing an action of particular idiocracy and/or of a higher caliber of oddness compared to normal.

*says something strange*
"Zöe, you diddly-dong donut.."

by KovaKovacs September 15, 2018

Poopaloopa ding dong

A very rude word used to describe someone who has really bad farts. Should not be used in any school or work place, as you will be failed/ fired.

Ex..
Dude 1: *farts*
Dude 2: EWWWWWW what did you eat, you poopaloopa ding dong?!?!?!?!
Dude 3: SKSKSKSKSKSKSK tacobelll SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK
Dude 1: an i oop..?

by Silent_butt_deadly October 16, 2019

Ding Dong Brain

Slang for remarkably stupid individual. Such as Your mother

“Your mother is a ding dong brain”

by Neferpizza November 28, 2021

ding dong cheese

Fromunder cheese

She smells like Ding dong cheese.
He smells like Ding dong cheese.
It smells like Ding dong cheese.

by Ding__dong June 29, 2022

alaskan dong fan

The only way to get AC in Alaska

Hey, can you give me the Alaskan dong fan?

by RazorLeaf February 15, 2022