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Ding ding's

Gas station slot machines. Usually shady back room illegal gambling operations.
Hey, do you want to go to the ding dings's with me? So and so hit the jackpot for $6k @the ding ding's last night.
by ChaChaEriCha April 20, 2020
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Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
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Ding dong wing wong 9000

Rays large giant 10 inch large penetrator
“Woah look at that guys bulge he must have a Ding dong wing wong 9000“

Yeah man
by Babispxt August 9, 2022
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bzz ding

When someone looks attractive but isn't a nice person.
Hot on the outside, but cold in the middle - like a microwave meal "bzz... ding"
What did you think of Faye Winter on Love Island?
Very bzz ding. Total microwave meal.
by OldSoup April 25, 2025
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Ding-dong Kitty

The PG word for sex. “Ding-dong” is for dick, while “kitty” is for pussy.
“Yo! I just had sex!”
Hey dude, my baby sister is here, cool it.”
“My bad. I just had a ding-dong kitty!”
by sumurbendickshinairy February 24, 2021
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Ding Chilling

An alteration to "Bing chilling" from 2 other memes with one being a Chinese promotion for a ice cream brand which stared the wrestler John Cena and is a meme about the way he pronounces the word "ice-cream" in mandarin 冰淇淋 (bīng qí lín) which is altered by the American audience to Bing Chilling. It is also an altered meme of the "my new character" being "Just a chill guy." The alteration to Bing Chilling is because Ding Liren (a Chinese grand master at chess) is a combination of the 2 memes from Ding Liren being shown lounging during the 2024 world chess championship making the audience joke about how chill he is and the fact that Bing and Ding coincidentally rhymes.
Ding Chilling

ding is just a chill guy.
by Josol December 1, 2024
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Ding

You say ding after a rude comment from your significant other. It keeps tally of the smart ass remarks so your significant other recognizes the need to back down. It’s the word you say prior to a argument escalating.
Ding : To bring attention to one’s smarts ass remarks.

“Hey hunny have you been on a scale lately”

Ding!

(Condescending tone) Wow, you really cleaned the house!

Ding
by #Templar43 February 3, 2019
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