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Blackout-cum

An orgasm so extraordinary that you experience a blackout or near blackout. Usually an orgasm from a woman you're head over heels for. Also the result of an older man sleeping with a much younger woman that is perhaps a little too much to handle for the old man.
Male usage: Cindy makes me blackout-cum!
Female usage: I can't wait to make you blackout cum all over me!
by snickered June 24, 2016
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Cum Con

-Did you hear the news about the local sex offender?
---Yeah, word on the street is that he's a cum con!
by lockenload23 March 11, 2017
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Cum-Fartini

Similar to a Martini; replace olive juice with Cum & Fart, shake/stir to perfection.
Weston & his buddies couldn’t wait to grab a round of refreshing cum-fartinis after a long day at the beach.
by Dr Gregory Johnson March 11, 2023
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Cum Oyster

The gelatinous post-coital discharge of the vagina after unprotected sex that gathers in the undergarments of the recipient female.
I need a bathroom, I just had sex with Randy and I have a huge cum oyster in my panties.
by mmmoyesters19 April 11, 2013
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Cum Ranger

When u beat your cock continuously for 3 hours without nutting but then finally decide to cum that you cum that hard and that much that it starts squirting out your ass (preferebly played with set up targets)
Joe: have you tried a cum ranger

Jamaal: cum
by Chaman Chee Berger September 21, 2020
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do a cummings

When you fuck off back to your parents at the earliest sign off hardship, particularly when it may be illegal to do so.
"Did you hear Simon had a drunken argument with his wife in the bar?"
"He's such a twat, did he do a Cummings?"

"yeah, I think so"
by TheClnl May 26, 2020
mugGet the do a cummingsmug.

cum goddess

A cum slut worshipped for her beauty and innate ability to make worshippers blow massive loads. A deity that needs cock and can suck and fuck unlike a normal bitch. When worshipped strongly enough she will devote her being to being a complete whore for her daddy and his cock.
Megan became Scotty’s cum goddess after he worshiped her whore cunt and overflowed her pussy with his huge loads.
by Pig_owned July 18, 2018
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