A couch rotter is one whos anus is inexplicable attracted to the seat of our couch. only to be removed for the brief longing of treats, snack,s or excretion. sleep is usually on the couch. scientists have hypothesized that the attraction of the anus to the sofa is due to: lack of funds, marijuana in conjunction with television, technically any activity, however most couchrotters have shown little to no motivation for accomplishments outside their arm reach.
person 1: hey person 2, want to do literally anything in the whole world you could ever imagine ever?
person 2: nah person 1 I'm good here on my couch.
person 1: whatever couch rotter.
person 2: nah person 1 I'm good here on my couch.
person 1: whatever couch rotter.
by yonyinn November 25, 2013
Get the couch rottermug. JD VANCE
Did you hear Trump made that fucking hypocrite couch humper his running mate? Yeah I hope he’s prepared himself for the MAGA mob to pull him up on a noose.
by Yum yum police July 22, 2024
Get the couch humpermug. Did you do her last night?
Yeah, but it was cold in my bed, so I did her on the couch, and now I'm dealing with the couch stank.
Well at least you got the poon.
*High five*
Yeah, but it was cold in my bed, so I did her on the couch, and now I'm dealing with the couch stank.
Well at least you got the poon.
*High five*
by firmgrasper February 9, 2014
Get the couch stankmug. by ballstretcher5000 October 2, 2022
Get the couch dancingmug. A person who's not really hot, and yet in a certain light is kinda hot.
You wouldn't seek them out, but if you found yourself next to them on a couch late one night, you might really want to make out with them.
You wouldn't seek them out, but if you found yourself next to them on a couch late one night, you might really want to make out with them.
by Funky_Footjam September 18, 2016
Get the Couch hotmug. by HJT7 June 24, 2016
Get the Couch tattymug. by DrMonkNugget124 June 19, 2023
Get the oliver couchmug.