ben cook

is not a chef 😔
kicks himself in the face during seize the day
super good at dancing and singing and acting!

ben cook is my role model

by newsiesisamazing November 25, 2023

Jacob cook

A fat cunt who thinks they’re good at everything and has the deadest trim going.

Why have you got to be a jacob cook

by Itztherealedcaves March 16, 2019

Bro cooked

A term used when someone absolutely excels at something, leaving everyone impressed. It’s like watching someone dominate a task and come out on top with flying colors

"Did you see Qiao En’s presentation today? Bro cooked hard—10/10, no cap."

by Repass October 2, 2024

cooked

cooked means "screwed" or "helpless"; usually used to denote that somebody is utterly fucked

That nigga is got 2/100 in the test, bros cooked

by IEnjoyWastingTime December 9, 2023

Cooking my rice

When someone roasts you so hard in front of everyone that you don't have a comeback anymore.

Max: 3sum?
Alyssa: this is why no one likes you

Max: Damn she's cooking my rice.

by TheRunch October 24, 2018

muffins getting a cooking

When someone’s cheeks are essentially getting clapped so hard it starts to get hot and red like a muffin getting cooked in the oven

Dude your girls cheeks look like muffins getting a cooking after that sex

by Epicbowler August 26, 2023

Cooked

You’re completely done for, there’s no coming back from it

1. Bro im so cooked
2. “Am I cooked??”

3. Dude she’s about to leave me I’m cooked

by wicktheslayer May 9, 2024