by Pud August 23, 2004
Get the cock slobmug. by stevenbleven May 15, 2003
Get the monster cockmug. it’s something really huge, very powerful, you can’t even put it in your mouth because its really big, and when he cum inside your hole, your hole becomes full, and your uterus explode, it’s rare to find this cock, Sehun’s cock, people have been craving for it, men and women, would you give it a try if you ever have the chance to touch it or meet it?
by ikramecocksehun December 1, 2019
Get the sehun’s cockmug. a unit of measurement; used to indicate a very small distance as related to the small hairs that can grow on a man's dick; used mainly as a construction term.
Hey Bill, how far are we off on that last cut? We were off by just about a cock hair.
OR
Can you move it my way a cock hair.
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Can you move it my way a cock hair.
by Boys of Menom April 2, 2012
Get the cock hairmug. 1: An insult, usually used to express distain of an act thought to be stupid. (Possibly a modicifaction of the word "dummkopf" meaning "fool" in German.)
2: A man who is all brawn and no brain, primarily used for sex and heavy lifting.
2: A man who is all brawn and no brain, primarily used for sex and heavy lifting.
1: "Why'd you have to go and shoot that guy ya' Dumb Cock!!!"
2: (Shirly) "What DO you see in brad? He is SOOO dull!"
(Ashley) "I know but he fucks like a pro... Yeah, he's my big Dumb Cock..."
2: (Shirly) "What DO you see in brad? He is SOOO dull!"
(Ashley) "I know but he fucks like a pro... Yeah, he's my big Dumb Cock..."
by HungLikeAChicken March 12, 2009
Get the Dumb Cockmug. A cock shadow is simply a shadow made from your cock, this can be achieved by being in a certain type of light and at a certain angle.
only trained people can achive this after years of hard practice.
only trained people can achive this after years of hard practice.
by Mike Hilton July 27, 2007
Get the Cock Shadowmug. To be in "cock mode" is when men decide to give their brains a rest and let their penises take over. Cock mode is not a sensible way to operate on a night out. It will lead the unfortunate male into a diseased or unattractive female.
A guy ceases to run in cock mode within 3 minutes of ejaculating- usually when cognitive thought returns and the hideous beast they have just lain with comes into full focus.
Cock mode can be a good thing if you're in a long term relationship with a girl who does your head in. Switch off your brain and let your penis listen to the inane chatter instead, and then secure a nice orgasm for you. Sorted.
A guy ceases to run in cock mode within 3 minutes of ejaculating- usually when cognitive thought returns and the hideous beast they have just lain with comes into full focus.
Cock mode can be a good thing if you're in a long term relationship with a girl who does your head in. Switch off your brain and let your penis listen to the inane chatter instead, and then secure a nice orgasm for you. Sorted.
"Why on earth did you leave with that freak last night? She was seriously awful looking"
"I was in cock mode, I didn't really know what I was doing"
"Ah, totally understandable. I switch to cock mode when my wife starts talking. I'm virtually unreachable"
"I was in cock mode, I didn't really know what I was doing"
"Ah, totally understandable. I switch to cock mode when my wife starts talking. I'm virtually unreachable"
by MagickDio April 22, 2010
Get the Cock Modemug.