A person - especially male - who is beyond their teen/college years in age yet still has the mindset and interests of a teenager, but who must pass themselves off as a mature, responsible person in order to fit into society.
The reason weed and boobs have the most slang terms for them is because the people who mostly come up with slang terms are teenage boys and closet teens.
by insideout1 December 12, 2012
Get the closet teenmug. A parent that vaccinates their children or child in secret out of fear of being mocked and shamed by anti-vaxxers.
Did you hear about old Lou Silinavich, I heard he was a closet vaxxer and his kids are actually vaccinated. We shouldn’t let little Bobby Joe & Sue Ellen play with his kids any longer.
by MahatmaJonny December 19, 2018
Get the Closet Vaxxermug. A dom, usually one which, as the name suggests, is in the closet. They are usually inexperienced with sex.
This is unlike a under-dom, as the closet dom does not want to believe they are a dom, or they want to be a sub, but in reality they cannot help themselves from their inner dom. Not to say they are particularly dominant in secret, but that they are in the end the dominant one.
This is unlike a under-dom, as the closet dom does not want to believe they are a dom, or they want to be a sub, but in reality they cannot help themselves from their inner dom. Not to say they are particularly dominant in secret, but that they are in the end the dominant one.
by steelseries9 October 7, 2022
Get the closet dommug. A glass closet is someone who is gay but claims they are straight, they will not come out of the closet, but it does not matter, because you can see that they are gay.
Or a closet that is see through due to it being made of glass.
Or a closet that is see through due to it being made of glass.
Ex 1 - Person:
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude! I swear I'm not gay!
Ex 2 - Actual Closet:
Gabe: You can see the clothes without even opening this closet, that's so cool.
Andy: Yeah because its made of glass idiot.
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude! I swear I'm not gay!
Ex 2 - Actual Closet:
Gabe: You can see the clothes without even opening this closet, that's so cool.
Andy: Yeah because its made of glass idiot.
by lying on yo dead mama February 4, 2024
Get the Glass Closetmug. A person (of any sex/gender) who seems like a fun, outgoing, socially acceptable person when in a group situation and with acquaintances. However when you get to know this person it becomes clear they are an insufferable cunt.
I know Janet's husband seems like a fun dude at company parties but when you get to know him you see he's a real CLOSET CUNT.
by Redh00d4 November 11, 2019
Get the Closet Cuntmug. After noticing how much junk you have on your computer desktop, you create a new folder on the desktop and dump all your junk in it. You repeat this many times, dumping junk into folders and folders into other folders until one day when you're cleaning old junk off of your computer, you open up the folder on your desktop and are assaulted by the onslaught of never-ending junk and folders, creating a result similar to opening up a closet one of your ex's has stuffed with mountains of junk they said they cleaned up and having it all fall on you.
Bob didn't really feel like sorting through all the old porn on his desktop so he did a little desktop closet stuffing and dumped it all into one big folder.
by JohnJJS January 3, 2012
Get the desktop closet stuffingmug. A person who pretends to like the same bands & artists that your friends like just to get accepted into your crowd & mingle with you, but when they are alone, they listen only to their old shameful bullshit music in the closet to avoid embarrassment.
"Cornelius is a Closet Bandito! He pretended to like our favorite bands & dress up cool just to hang with us. He just pretends to listen to Uglyhead. This whole time, he's been flailing his arms & dancing to Peyton Parrish in the closet!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023
Get the Closet Banditomug.