Chode Monger

Some one who sells chode

Christian is a chode monger

by Eric Hunt April 18, 2007

Brillo Chode

A guy who has a dick that is 3 to 4 inches long (4 inches max) it is also bumpy/prickley like a brillo pad. Don't forget that it smells AWFUL...the kid probably doesn't bathe or brush his teeth. Stay away from these types of kids

"Yo that kid Brian S. has a brillo chode!"
"Ewww! That's gross! Keep him away from me!"

by Sam Bebrush March 3, 2010

Chode Skillet

When a friend is being very uncool, and you still want to call him your friend but he is still being a chode, you call him a chode skillet.

Dude you are being such a Chode Skillet right now.

by BigP7708 February 20, 2009

Goat Chode

1. A person who acts foolishly
2. A person who is extremely annoying
3. Used to describe an event that is very unfavorable

1. "James is acting like a Goat Chode."
2. "I hate goat chodes like that guy."
3. "This sucks goat chode, I have to sit through a two hour ethics improvement meeting."

by Themailman May 7, 2005

chode dandruff

The flakey, ashy like substance produced by a dried out, dirty ball sack.
Similiar to hair dandruff.

Chaz left a trail of chode dandruff on the carpet when he left the room.

by dr.willow January 27, 2007

Chode muncher

To Lick and suck repetedly on a chode or tiny penis

Anyone named Brett is a chode muncher

Brett- I am the biggest chode muncher ever!!!!!

by Naughty panda June 30, 2009

Chode Gold

A substance which is located deep in the heart of a chode. It is smelly and slightly yellow. Its smell has been compared to that of a fat man's anus who just ran a mile. It tastes like tangy pineapple juice, and it is basically chode cum.

My boyfriend gave me some chode gold last night after I sucked him hard. Tasted like pineapple but smelled like poo.

by The Chode Scientist January 13, 2009