Chode

A stumpy dick doorknob

I would have bought condoms, but they didn't have chode size

by bsbl4ebff January 6, 2014

beef chode

a chode (penis which is wider than it is long) which contains or is made of beef.

Kevin Peca has a beef chode

by Zack and Kevin December 29, 2002

Chode Snufler

To sniff and smuggle a tiny penis (also known as a chode) around.

Guy1: "This guy is a fag. HAH no way he has a chode in his hand. He's sniffing it too."
Guy2: "The proper terminology is Chode Snufler"

by nastynutsac June 14, 2009

Chode Bonger

An insult used towards someone that you do not like or makes you mad. It's a combination of words used to describe someone who you would deem to be a chode, with the word bonger thrown in just because it sounds awesome. This insult is used to throw people off during an argument because they never see it coming.

Mort: "Dude, why did you puke all over my keyboard?"

Wally: "I puked on your keyboard because you're being such a chode bonger."

Mort: "......."

by Jipums August 25, 2009

chode flap

a chode is a penis that is wider than it is long. a chode flap is the skin between your balls and your ass when you have a chode.

Gary has a hairy chode flap.

by Lesbian Trollop May 5, 2003

chode

a chode is when a guys dick has a larger width than the actual length of the dick!

While the girl was giving her man a blowjob her mouth could not fit around the penis because the guy hass a chode!

by BELLAHOE May 17, 2008

Chode

An asian Woman with a huge dick and she puts sprinkles on it before she gets a blow job from the man.

Did you hear about that asain women that got a blow job on her chode?

by dude405 April 11, 2011