Soggy chair

When you piss yourself in your chair and sit there letting it soak into the chair

Cole: “what’s that smell?”
Myles: “oh sorry I just have a soggy chair”

by myleslikesman March 15, 2022

chair

a phrase used in ireland where a girl sits on a boys lap with her legs on either side of him while they meet

“i chaired Fionn yesterday”

“ye she chaired like 7 lads last night”

by yupthegardai February 21, 2019

Chair Riding

An extreme sport, the act of leaning your chair on two (or even one) leg and trying to keep it from collapsing under you, without touching anything other than the chair. The best results are acheieved while listening to music and rocking with the music without tumbling.

For an added challenge you can try while drunk, having someone sitting on your knee or while sitting on a swivel chair.

Dave managed chair riding for 3 minutes listening to that song, he's one serious rider...

"...Yeah James split his forehead on his wardrobe last week, he was trying to ride his office chair on one leg..."

by Xit August 31, 2008

Chair Dope

Slang term for heroin

Yo, inject my penis with that sweet, sweet chair dope

by ChuggyLittleBuddy February 18, 2022

Yellow Chair

Support George Floyd protests 2020

Can’t breathe : yellow chair for floyd

by George Floyd Respect May 29, 2020

sandy rocking chair

When you on the beach and she wants to have you deep throat her while she sitting down. Gotta hit her with that Sandy rocking chair, cause she gonna be rocking that head back and forth if you catch my drift

Bitch yeah get that shit, girl you so good at doing the sandy rocking chair

by SANDY ROCKING CHAIR July 20, 2017

Spinny chair

It’s a chair that you can spin around on, ITS SO FUCKING FUN, until the teacher tells you to sit on a normal chair for spinning to much.

GET OFF THE FUCKING SPINNY CHAIR.

by Cows31 July 31, 2022