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fuck-cannon

A person who screws up so much and in such a manner that his ineptitude effects other insulated situations without limits.
"Jim screwed my project..."

"He wasn't even a part of it"
"Yeah but he messed up so badly it dropped all the budgets for the entire r&d department... He is such a fuck-cannon"
by Stranger 15 September 21, 2017
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Ovary Cannon

The baby came shooting out of the ovary cannon!!

Man da cannon!
by George Wellington October 2, 2011
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Mexican cannon

When you are constipated and eat taco bell for 3 day and when you finally let loose its like a cannon ball
I had surgery and got so constipated then I ate taco bell for 3 days and when I finally let loose it was like a Mexican cannon. Also see Mexican Shotgun
by Thorgrim 1965 July 19, 2017
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Dusty Cannon

When you insert a large amount of powder into one's vagina, lift your legs into the air and queef to launch a puff of dust into the air.
Man, last night Courtney jammed some cinnamon in her cooch and queefed it out, it was like a dusty cannon
by Praatus July 5, 2025
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Cannoner

The wrong way to spell cannoneer this is normally spelt wrong by kindergarten dropouts playing factions and trying to look cool or on oneshotmc trying to say they're a good cannoneer and spell it wrong or flex on "new tech" that isn't actually new.
You're a shit cannoner
by ShesMyBae June 4, 2018
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M cannon

I’m not frfr gay or attracted to men, but for m cannon I’m straight fagget flamer. Whoooiooo lmfao.
I’d golbstob m cannon 3 ways to tuesday parched like sparkle flames of the sun son.
by Titus dyfilid February 15, 2019
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thot cannon

An literal cannon that shoots thots
Thats the most powerful thot cannon i’ve ever seen!
by NoRRJJ October 4, 2018
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