Pause Button OCD

This is the game given to the habit of some people of pausing TV shows or films mid-flow in order to read text that is displayed on screen.

This phenomenon wasn't very common a couple of decades ago, but the ability to pause a TV show or film and retain crystal clear quality has caused the occurrences of this to rise in number. Often the people pausing the screen will pause in the hopes of learning some extra information about what's going on or maybe see some inside jokes. While sometimes they are right, more often than not the information will add nothing to the experience.

Can be very annoying for people who just want to watch the show.

"At least if she has Pause Button OCD it means you can run to the toilet while she reads it"

by WatcherMark September 23, 2020

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Button-Sniff

The art a sneakerly smelling the receiver belly button before performing oral sex. If the smell is bad there's a warning sign present of what to expect further down.

"YACKKK!!! she was rotten down there, should of played it safe and done a button-sniff first"

by Shieldslad86 July 17, 2020

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Button Bruise

When your jeans are too tight whether it be due to the dryer, weight gain or a buffet and you get a bruise from the button plowing into your stomach.

I did not gain weight but the damn dryer made me get a button bruise

by Nursing10 March 15, 2011

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Dumb Buttons

This is another name for nipples

“All I can think about is fondling those dumb buttons”

by Monsoon Niplord April 22, 2022

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Toledo panic button

The one that if someone presses it right, and the partner doesn't die, they never have to come up with a Fort Wayne Panic Button or a Flint Panic Button. If you tried to do it with someone you didn't trust though, at least one person could die.

These two guys doing the Toledo Panic Button didn't seem too trustworthy, so the new guy declined when they asked him if he wanted to do it, even if they thought he was a bitch for it.

by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

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