lil doink boof wood

The all mighty pumpkin. The pumpkin god of all of the world.

Bro that pumpkin is lil doink boof wood

by Pumpkinlover6969 October 01, 2018

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Boof Pounder

Boof Pounder is a transcendent being/state of mind. He (assuming that is the preferred pronoun) is an athlete who embodies the spirit of whodunitry, girthquakes and pounding. His list of accolades is second to none and would make 90s Jordan, 2000s Tiger and 2050s Brady blush. Known internationally for his accomplishments as an athlete, it is also worth noting he is a worldclass cocksman. Even more impressive than his athletic feats, is his maneuverability around potentially dangerous venereal diseases.

Accomplishments:

1. NBA Finals MVP, Rookie of the Year, Regular Season MVP
2. F1 champion for both individual and constructors
3. Striker for Bayern Munich FC
4. Multi-Major winner on the PGA Tour, including a 20 stroke win at the 2022 Cump Cup
5. Once drank and entire Bota Box
6. Has, indeed, pounded a chortle

"What do you want to be when you grow up son?"-Dad

"I want to be like Boof Pounder, he gets shitloads of pussy and seemingly dominates every sport he plays in professionally"-Son

"That's quite a phrase for a 4 year old to mutter, who taught you that?"-Confused/Agitated Dad

by pbones April 27, 2022

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Boof Chute

The brown orifice that most commonly is used for defecating, but may or may not be used to boof (insert drugs into anus).

"Did you hear that Neal licked out that chick's boof chute last night?!"

After years of using suppositories, Chris' boof chute caused him great deals of pain.

by MurderBitch July 09, 2013

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Who Got Boof?

A phrase used when asking if anyone in your vicinity has drugs of some sort on them.

Mark yelled, "Who got boof?"
Jason replied with, "I got pen we can go hit in my car"

by MattyIce6934 November 26, 2019

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jonx boof

when you goofed up so bad that you jynxed yourself to the point of stupid humiliation; a really stupid way to mess up that led to you being rightfully jynx because of how dumb you were

Jon was so sure he had won that game that he was celebrating his victory even after he actually loss. He jonx boofed himself so hard he didn't even realize it.

by December 15, 2020

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