blind begger

Two elderly blind cockney women suck and licking one penis, when without warning you remove said penis and crack their heads together causing them to beg for a ambulance whilst licking each other's boxes
Oi Dave I gave Ross' mum and aunt a blind begger last night. His nan only came in and starting licking their boxes
by Truckie September 08, 2017
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Movies for the blind

Pornographic films of any genre.
Q: So what kind of work are you in?

A: I make movies for the blind.
Q: Oohh! And how is that going?

A: It's awesome! I really love my co-workers!
by Amish Bastard December 09, 2022
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Mental Blindness

Not to be confused with mind-blindness.
The inability to see certain things due to them being excluded from your vision by your brain. This is most common with things that obscure your vision or are unnecessary for you to see but it can potentially happen to anything. For some people, they will be able to see it after either looking again or having it pointed out to them but some people will still be unable to see it. Mental blindness can play a part in some optical illusions.
Despite looking at the entire map, I could not see the part with my location due to my mental blindness.
by Shugunou March 23, 2023
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Blind buy

To impulsively purchase an item that you've yet to try/experience with the hopes that it turns out for the best. (Generally something that's received a bit of hype).
Sauvage Dior was a blind buy for me, but I ended up liking it.
by Emerald City March 08, 2024
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Blind Antelope

Q. Mum , what was my fathers name ?

A. Blind Antelope
by Billericay Dickie October 24, 2020
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Crayola blind

The condition of not being able to distinguish between colors any more distinct than the 8 colors found in the original Crayola Crayons 8 pack.

This is not a disability in the same way as color blindness(though that can be part of it), it is more of a lack in vocabulary or interest.

This condition is found mostly in men, and can be spotted when they refer to teal as green, tangerine as orange, or azure as blue.
Usage:
(in traffic)
Boyfriend: "Hey look over there, that guys picking his nose."
Girlfriend: "Where?"
Boyfriend: "In that red car."
Girlfriend: "That car is burgundy."
Boyfriend: "Sorry I'm Crayola blind."
by SoBoard September 12, 2013
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Eating someone’s ass then kissing their eyes therefore giving the individual pink eye.
by Fart Knocker EXTREME December 16, 2024
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