bearded dragon

when a man forcefully opens the mouth of anything and gives one violent bone shattering thrust into the throat of the victim.

dude, i bearded dragoned the old lady across the street with such force i threw out her hip!

by nigger bitch boob July 6, 2010

Gandalf's beard

n. see wizard's beard

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

kiddie beard

A kid..with a beard.

Oh bah gawd! That toddlers got a kiddie beard!

by XavierF April 29, 2006

Beard Of Zits

Zits that form a beard on your face.

Man did you see Todd Marjama? He had a thick beard of zits, i bet when he shaves his razor is full of whiteheads.

by jagon March 20, 2009

belly beard

n. a woman's pubes; pubic hair on a female.
a woman's bush
may also be used to refer to a woman's twat

She trims her belly beard to keep it nice and neat.

by Salohcin February 14, 2006

jawline beard

That played out beard growing just along the jawline that every male between the ages of 17 and 25 seems to be flaunting

My 17 year old nephew , Adam ,seems intent on proving he's man enough to grow facial hair sporting that jawline beard

by Dr Doolittle December 2, 2016

Bearded Vulture

When you perform oral sex on a dead woman with a lot of pubic hair.

"I have so many pubic hairs in my teeth because I went all bearded vulture on Bea Arthur

by vcasino April 16, 2010