bearded dragon

when a man forcefully opens the mouth of anything and gives one violent bone shattering thrust into the throat of the victim.

dude, i bearded dragoned the old lady across the street with such force i threw out her hip!

by nigger bitch boob July 02, 2010

Gandalf's beard

n. see wizard's beard

by Stouffer November 07, 2002

kiddie beard

A kid..with a beard.

Oh bah gawd! That toddlers got a kiddie beard!

by XavierF April 15, 2006

Beard Of Zits

Zits that form a beard on your face.

Man did you see Todd Marjama? He had a thick beard of zits, i bet when he shaves his razor is full of whiteheads.

by jagon March 19, 2009

belly beard

n. a woman's pubes; pubic hair on a female.
a woman's bush
may also be used to refer to a woman's twat

She trims her belly beard to keep it nice and neat.

by Salohcin February 14, 2006

Goo beard

when you creampie a girl and she then rubs her ____ on your chin, till her ____ empties.

Gosh, I got one heck of a Goo Beard from my sister Sally last night. :D

by driZatt May 19, 2011

Beard Of Balls

Performing a Deep Throat Blow Job so that the Testicles are touching the chin.

Yeah, she's pretty and fun to hang out with but ultimately it comes down to this. Is she willing to wear a Beard Of Balls for you?

by Shumpster January 01, 2011