Brain Wreck

A state wherein a person cannot comprehend the sheer magnitude of chaos or stupidity in a situation, causing their brains to undergo vapor lock as they try to come to grips with the enormity of the particular error.

"That guy was so stupid when he shot himself in the foot that it gave me a brain wreck!"

by Benjamin Osborn December 9, 2008

brain twins

These are two people that upon first interaction have an erie mental connection. This includes but is not limited to constantly reading the others person's mind, finishing sentences, sharing unspoken thoughts, jinxing, and laughing upon eye contact because they are both thinking the same thing. A brain twin knows how the other brain twin feels about most all people and topics. This is because brain twins think exactly the same way. Brain twins get along famously and develop close relationships. Other people will often feel like left out when brain twins get together. People may have more than one brain twin although it is extremely rare. Side note: Although not determinative, sexual feelings/tension are likely to develop with co-ed brain twins, due to the egocentric nature of humans.

Brain Twins 1&2 immediately after watching a rousing international hockey match at a local pub-
BT1: Soo...
/BT2 reaches for keys

(Simultaneously)
BT1: Your place??
BT2: My place??

/Intense Rough Sex

by Brain Twin February 28, 2013

Small Brain

When people have a small brain, they are not smart. In comparison, their brain is at least 2 times smaller, but in rare cases can be even smaller. Small brains usually: are brown haired, play volleyball, have a twin, named Madison.

Who’s that?
Oh that’s Madison, she’s a small brain.

Aw, poor thing.

by NotEllieTalbot November 15, 2019

Brain Bleach

Ingesting massive amounts of alcohol, resulting in inability to remember events after ingestion. Experienced brain-bleachers will later try to piece the night's events together by looking at sent texts, talking to friends, etc.

Guy 1: Dude, remember when you started a fight club last night across from the cop shop? That was awesome!

Guy 2: I wish I did, but i blacked out. Everclear is brain bleach for me.

by jewannabe July 5, 2009

Brain Ache

When your brain starts to ache due to stress on your eyes.

If you try look at the back of your neck for about 15 seconds you will experience one.

They are fucking annoying.

Thought: Hey what's that lump on the back of my neck? I'll just check

15 seconds later

Brain Ache! Fuck that feels annoying!

by RoadkillSkip August 22, 2009

brain farct

Do not remember stuff
Even forget names
Never remember dates
I sometimes forget my age
Seldomly remember old class mates names
Entirely forget who chris is

I had a brain farct when trying to think of an example

by Best Tech Ever May 25, 2010

lazy brain

of or refering to a person who, if they wanted to, could summon up the mental capacity to think properly, but won't even try.

Craig; "Jeez Joe, my roommate Still can't figure out how to work the TiVo"

Joe; "Well, I'm sure he not THAT stupid, probably just a lazy brain."

by Joe Henkelman October 4, 2006