Infiniteth base

Fucking the universe and multiverses possible in the tenth dimension using this equation

θ=√∝÷ (d/dx(ℤ∈÷∃!) †O†

infiniteth base is like fucking god

by Hyper Chuck Norris February 2, 2017

112th base

When you stick 112 oranges up your ass and shit out orange juice.

Guy 1: "I reached 112th base last night."
Guy 2: "Why are you still talking to me?"

by Skewber April 22, 2017

massachusetts baseball

A lot of unathletic, rich white kids. Majority of them are going to be pitchers. The rest are Single - A shortstops.

"Welcome to the majors kid. Where are you from?"

"Springfield."

"Which one retard?"

"Massachusetts."

"Fucking Massachusetts baseball..."

"What?"

"Are you a pitcher?"

"Nope, shortstop."

...

"Lord, give my new friend and I the strength to see that he plays at least once this year. And if he does, don't make me go blind."

by CeltsIn42018 August 24, 2017

brunts base

Where all the retarded kids in my school go.

Guy 1: Wheres Jimmy?
Guy 2: Hes at the base?
Guy 1: Well, he is in bottom set...
Guy 3: Whats the base?
Guy 1: Its the Brunts Base

by Oxogod November 6, 2017

dick baseball

when a group of men are in a locker room, or otherwise largely congregated area, and decide to pass time by participating in a game of baseball, using their dicks as the bat.

Well boys, we got anything better to do?
Nah, dick baseball it is.

by Rampaging Boner June 27, 2019

LED baseball cap

A baseball cap is a close-fitting cap with a curved part at the front that sticks out above your eyes.
when you have purchased a beautiful baseball cap, that provides you with a strip of LED light.

"hey Margret guess what I purchased on wish last night"
"let me guess, a golden dick trophy"
"no, an LED BASEBALL CAP"
"WOW!!!"

by Debra Biblooby August 28, 2019

twentyfirst base

When you browse and masturbate to every base definition on urban dictionary

You: oh man I browsed every base definition on urban dictionary last night, I got all the way to twentyfirst base

Any rational human being: wow that's pretty sad bro

by Thepeepeeman October 17, 2019